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#1
Dear Congregation
Today is a great day. For today, I have decided to create the Church of Corey. The Church of Corey teaches of all things Corey, and the Greatness of Corey. Do not think that I am praising myself, for I am a mere creation of Corey, as everything else is.

To begin, I shall declare the 10 commandments of Corey.

1. Thou shalt not besmirch the name of Corey
2. Thou shalt not bringeth sorrow upon thy neighbour
3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours ass, or his wife's ass
4. Thou shalt not listen to Kensai
5. Thou shalt not be elitist
6. Thou shalt have an open mind
7. Thou shalt say the truth, or say nothing
8. Thou shalt not mistaketh an opinion for a truth
9. Thou shalt ignore trolls
10. Thou shalt be true to the way of Corey

To join the Church of Corey, dear congregation, you must shoop your head onto this missionary.



Such as so



Now go on, my children, and spread the word of Corey!

if you are female, use this picture


(yes this is another PS thread)
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Apr 13, 2008,
#5
So wait, who are we worshipping now?
Quote by buddha
isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#8
Quote by CoreysMonster
do not fret! the will is there


YES!!

All praiseth be unto thee Coreysmonster!
#9
Quote by shakin'cakes
So wait, who are we worshipping now?



we are worshipping Corey, and all of his ways.

word has it that his appearance is similar to Jean Reno

#10
Do not think that I am praising myself, for I am a mere creation of Corey, as everything else is.
UG's condensed package of adrenaline

i am not liable for anything stated above
▼ but he is ▼
Last edited by itsxsteves at Apr 13, 2008,
#11
Wouldn't you all rather join the religion of which I am a Saint/Nun in?




...seeing as they used the idea from the ORIGINAL religion
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#12
Corey's a ponstars name.
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
#14
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Wouldn't you all rather join the religion of which I am a Saint/Nun in?




...seeing as they used the idea from the ORIGINAL religion



you know, you COULD just join MY church.
#15
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Wouldn't you all rather join the religion of which I am a Saint/Nun in?


...seeing as they used the idea from the ORIGINAL religion


Blasphemer! Thou shalt burn in the fires of Corey's morning breath!!
#19
Quote by merfsullivan
5 and 8 contradict 4. Your beliefs are paradoxical.



I WIN I WIN I WIN


Woohoooo
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#20
Quote by gallagher2006
I don't think you're popular enough on here to start a church...

Now Kensai on the other hand...


Kensai -> <-You
#21
Quote by gallagher2006
I don't think you're popular enough on here to start a church...

Now Kensai on the other hand...



you know, i'm not starting a church about myself, so i don't need to be popular.
#22
Quote by CoreysMonster
you know, i'm not starting a church about myself, so i don't need to be popular.



....que? >__>
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#23
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Wouldn't you all rather join the religion of which I am a Saint/Nun in?




...seeing as they used the idea from the ORIGINAL religion


WIN!
Quote by buddha
isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#24
Stop trying so hard to either make something Epic or a meme...

It's not working.
My Spanish Hearts
#25
I'll join!



Wait...
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Add!

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dont sweat how quick your progressing, i heard that Jimi hendrix didnt get his legendary guitar skills until he was dead


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+ MOTHERFUCKIN' 1
#26
Quote by CoreysMonster
or his wife's ass

If you saw my neighbours wife....
Everyone becomes a genius when they join UG
#28
This will end badly. I just see a swarm of 14 year old boys wearing nun outfits shouting "FOR REVAcos she is a real girl.... a REAL ONE! attacking Vatican City.....
#29
Quote by merfsullivan
5 and 8 contradict 4. Your beliefs are paradoxical.



Well there we go, it's a fully fledged religion.
On vacation from modding = don't pm me with your pish
#30
Quote by minibrowny
This will end badly. I just see a swarm of 14 year old boys wearing nun outfits shouting "FOR REVAcos she is a real girl.... a REAL ONE! attacking Vatican City.....


At least that **** about the party....in my hole....is done with OH WAIT

>___<

Quote by meh!
Well there we go, it's a fully fledged religion.


Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#31
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
At least that **** about the party....in my hole....is done with OH WAIT

>___<





You invited UG to a party in your hole. I have ultimate victory. Oh, and I'm sure you can't be a heshe nun.....


*Starts group*
#32
Quote by minibrowny
You invited UG to a party in your hole. I have ultimate victory. Oh, and I'm sure you can't be a heshe nun.....


*Starts group*


I'll just get the lord and saviour of Lactocallousism to kill you in your sleep


Have a nice day
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#33
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
I'll just get the lord and saviour of Lactocallousism to kill you in your sleep


Have a nice day



*sends link to this page to mega*


i meant mega
Last edited by minibrowny at Apr 13, 2008,
#34
Quote by rx_eb
Stop trying so hard to either make something Epic or a meme...

It's not working.



seriously, if i were trying to do that, i'd go to 4chan. doesn't that make more sense?
#39
You know you want to!
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
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