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#1
I was watching Britain's got talent and this slap guitarist came on stage. He played for about 3 seconds and from what I heard it was pretty good like Andy Mckee and Simon Cowell instantly presses his buzzer which startles him so he stops and then Simon says it was "indulgent rubbish", what an ignorant mother****er, just cause he was doing something different made it "crap". If Britain had Talent, that could have been it, and they blew him off...
I normally dont watch this stuff BTW
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Last edited by Mr.Kvx10 at Apr 13, 2008,
#2
umm... im sorry?
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#3
i can't imagine he was as good as andy mckee if simon said that....andy mckee manages to put out such an incredible sound and emotion from the guitar. i always thought he should enter one of those talent shows cuz he would probably win the million dollars easy.
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#4
Dude...it's Simon Cowell. What do you expect?
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Dude...it's Simon Cowell. What do you expect?


Exactly, being a d*ck is part of his act.
#7
The point is, he didnt give him a chance at all. I wouldnt say he was good as Andy Mckee he just had that similar style, but all i heard was about 2 seconds so you cant tell
#8
Who gives a damn what Simon thinks anyway? Why do you insist on watching this rubbish and caring what he says?
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#9
Could you find a youtube link for it?
I'm interested to see what it was like.
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#10
I missed that part.

But do you think the royal family would enjoy it?

And it's not all "opera shite", that contortionist-style woman was brilliant.
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#12
I missed that part.

But do you think the royal family would enjoy it?

And it's not all "opera shite", that contortionist-style woman was brilliant.

Yea the contortionist was amazing. And yea i agree opera isnt ****e i was just angry there. But it shouldnt matter if the Royal family likes it, the show is called "Britain's got talent" not "Perform for the Queen"
#13
You don't think slap guitar is indulgent? I think even on bass it's wank.
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Yea the contortionist was amazing. And yea i agree opera isnt ****e i was just angry there. But it shouldnt matter if the Royal family likes it, the show is called "Britain's got talent" not "Perform for the Queen"


But thats the prize...


Also that black retard singer was HILARIOUS
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#18
You have to think of whether it's something that everyone would enjoy, because the idea of the show is to find someone to perform at a show that will appeal to everyone, and whereas slap guitar may seem enjoyable to people who play it, other people may find it boring and self indulgent, like he said. Although he should have been given a little more time, would have been fairer.
#20
It was self-indulgent rubbish, from what I heard of it.

Does anyone have a clip of that guy playing his re-arranged version of Star Wars on his keyboard? That was hilarious! Funnier was the fact that the other two voted him through so Simon had to listen to him again, I hope he wins it.
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#23
But thats the prize...


Also that black retard singer was HILARIOUS


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He was actually annoyed...

But yeah, Britain's got talent is a search for a performer at the Royal Variety
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#24
Thanks for the link, at least now what we can hear what he was capable of. Definetly not as good as Andy Mckee, but it still was really unfair.
#25
simon cowells a twat
anyone who has potential of becoming more than a one hit wonder is obviously untalented and not worthy of being in the presence of King Cowell
#26
There's plenty of talented stuff that gets rejected. Just because it's a guitarist doesn't mean you have to get up in arms. As smb said, even on bass, slap is self indulgant wankery (unless it's Larry Graham... POW!). As has also been said, it's for the Royal Variety Show. It's a show put on for the Neverdying One. I doubt she'd want to sit there watching some guy conduct domestic violence on his thing of wood and metal.
#28
I saw the guy playing guitar and honestly, i think it sounded crap. Just listening to that andy mckee link and this is 10000x better than that guy on britain's got talent - the guy on there didn't even get any of his notes to ring out and it sounded a bit discordant and more like funny, **** sounding percussion.
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#31
If he could play anywhere near as good as andy mckee or antoine dufour then he'd get through, but what i heard it was a tad crap

antoine dufour if anyone's interested
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If he could play anywhere near as good as andy mckee or antoine dufour then he'd get through, but what i heard it was a tad crap

antoine dufour if anyone's interested
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGemE401r-M


That Antoine is pretty awesome. The point im trying to make is he didnt get a chance, whether it was bad or not, couldnt really hear its full potential in about 2 seconds but you can in that Youtube link and i have to say its not that good...
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That Antoine is pretty awesome. The point im trying to make is he didnt get a chance, whether it was bad or not, couldnt really hear its full potential in about 2 seconds but you can in that Youtube link and i have to say its not that good...


yeah if he's going on to britain's got talent, he could at least be insanely good, like the opera singing 10 yr old
pfft, I'd bully that kid (joking)
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If he could play anywhere near as good as andy mckee or antoine dufour then he'd get through, but what i heard it was a tad crap

antoine dufour if anyone's interested
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGemE401r-M

yeah, tad crap indeed

mckee and dufour are insane
#35
Wow, that Andy Mckee guy is *really* boring. And it's twice as boring if you just listen and don't watch.

however, simon cowell is hired because he's mean to people so...aye
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Wow, that Andy Mckee guy is *really* boring. And it's twice as boring if you just listen and don't watch.

however, simon cowell is hired because he's mean to people so...aye

yeah he is pretty boring, check out his song called Rylynn though its great
#40
what are you talking about? how can anyone call andy mckee boring?
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