#1
Well, I've been thinking lately, and I've decided I need a new pet. My horse is a douche, and does nothing all day. Plus, it somehow escape from its fence on a regular basis, and I've checked the entire thing many times. I really don't know how he does it.

Well, there's a few cows/bulls on sale, and I got money to blow, so why not?

Can I ride a cow? Or even use it as a pet?

I won't buy a full grown cow, probably a calf, but it would still be fun.

I was thinking of naming it something like... Optimus Prime. This is completely serious. I'd hate to have to worry about Mad Cow Disease though. =\
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#3
Cows are a bit slow to ride, unless they're agressive bulls, who will just throw you off their backs and probably attack you.

Cows give milk. That's productive. But they do need grazing space. Keeping a cow in a stable all its life isn't very nice.
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#5
Well, the thing I worry about the most is calling it Optimus Prime!

I would give it a normal name, like Colgate Total II...

But I doubt you can ride them with being thrown off, and I think they would be a boring pet in my opinion.
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I didn't buy it actually, it was given to me. I'd hardly say I was rich, I keep him in a barbwire fence out in my back yard.

I have no idea how much horses sell for, seeing as the two horses I have/had were given to me.
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i don't think theyd be that good of a pet
if you buy a cow, you keep it for milk or meat usually, but theyr kinda borin
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#11
As long as you aren't into beastiality (sp?), it is perfectly legal for you to ride a cow.
#12
instead of a cow, how about getting a llama, then u can teach it to spit at ppl and u could charge ppl to ride it n stuff
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#13
can i have your horse?!
please?!?!?!?!?!
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#14
why the hell don't you just ride your horse? cows are boring as hell to ride, and most don't like it. they also smell 100 times worse than horses. You'll be missing that odorless horse crap before long, trust me.

and maybe your horse is jumping your fence?


and BARBED WIRE?? that's a BIG
#15
There's a llama farm not to far away from where I live, and it's not very interesting. The good thing about cows, is I wouldn't have to entertain it much, I could just throw it in a fence and it'll stand there all day watching the grass grow. Then when I get bored with my woman I could go and chill with Optimus.

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why the hell don't you just ride your horse? cows are boring as hell to ride, and most don't like it. they also smell 100 times worse than horses. You'll be missing that odorless horse crap before long, trust me.

and maybe your horse is jumping your fence?


My horse is a douche bag, thus I can not ride it. I'm not getting rid of my horse, I'll just make a new grazing area.

Well, I got some Febreeze that will fix the odour problem.
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#16
you are one messed up person, y'know that?

You're on about buying a cow instead of a horse to ride

And then abandoning your woman to go and "chill" with a cow called Optimus prime.
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I've always loved them cows. "what ya gunna do today Cow?" Chill by this tree. Awesome. Awesome knowing fuzzy things.
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you are one messed up person, y'know that?

You're on about buying a cow instead of a horse to ride

And then abandoning your woman to go and "chill" with a cow called Optimus prime.


Well she could come too, it's not like I'm gonna spend all day with the cow.
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#21
AM I the only one who thinks this is like the coolest thing ever? "She would come to" TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR COW. JESUS CHRIST THATS COOL.
#22
Cows can be really nice animals. However, they do not do much. Riding them is probably a big no-no, as they are really big animals. If they don't like it, you will know about it.

Consider something like a donkey or goats, if you want larger animals. Goats can be really affectionate and are farily easy to keep. Donkeys are also very friendly animals, although be prepared for long tern commitment, as they can live to around 50 years old.
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Well she could come too, it's not like I'm gonna spend all day with the cow.

Good god thats cool. This is far too awesome. Cows know dont you understand?
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Well she could come too, it's not like I'm gonna spend all day with the cow.

hahahahahhahahah she is a lucky lady
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why the hell don't you just ride your horse? cows are boring as hell to ride, and most don't like it. they also smell 100 times worse than horses. You'll be missing that odorless horse crap before long, trust me.

and maybe your horse is jumping your fence?


and BARBED WIRE?? that's a BIG


Not to mention the horse is like 5 times more hung than any cow. Not trying to say anything here (except that the TS' post seems a little weird and that he may be beastialitist), just pointing out the facts.
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Cows can be really nice animals. However, they do not do much. Riding them is probably a big no-no, as they are really big animals. If they don't like it, you will know about it.

Consider something like a donkey or goats, if you want larger animals. Goats can be really affectionate and are farily easy to keep. Donkeys are also very friendly animals, although be prepared for long tern commitment, as they can live to around 50 years old.


An ass, you say? Well, a mule would be nice, not sure where I could buy one though. I haven't saw any donkeys around here, except more down south.

A goat would be cool, and pretty metal. I could name it something like... Christraper.
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#28
I used to live next door to a horse. He used to taunt my dog but he was nice. I fed him a carrot. But he had funny eyes. There was a cow not too far off. He sat by a tree. And ate grass. He knew. I preferred him. Because he knew.
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I used to live next door to a horse. He used to taunt my dog but he was nice. I fed him a carrot. But he had funny eyes. There was a cow not too far off. He sat by a tree. And ate grass. He knew. I preferred him. Because he knew.


My horse has these blue eyes. I have never seen a horse with blue eyes before him, although my father told me there were lots.

I like cows, I'll never run out of milk! Of course, I'll have to pasteurize it every time.
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I used to live next door to a horse. He used to taunt my dog but he was nice. I fed him a carrot. But he had funny eyes. There was a cow not too far off. He sat by a tree. And ate grass. He knew. I preferred him. Because he knew.



We have horses. I don't ride em. But we have em. They are pretty cool though. Just saying you have a horse at home makes you feel badass.
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My horse has these blue eyes. I have never seen a horse with blue eyes before him, although my father told me there were lots.

I like cows, I'll never run out of milk! Of course, I'll have to pasteurize it every time.

Just be friends with him! Oh her. I keep forgetting that.
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We have horses. I don't ride em. But we have em. They are pretty cool though. Just saying you have a horse at home makes you feel badass.

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I knew someone who rode a cow there were no horses in Russia so it was the next best thing to do.
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Dude, I need to start riding them, and then ride it everywhere I go. Always galloping. I'd feel so awesome.
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My horse is a douche, and does nothing all day.



I'm not sure if a cow is ride-able, My friends worked on a farm all their lives and I'm pretty sure they said it's hard to just let you pet them let alone ride.
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Dude, I need to start riding them, and then ride it everywhere I go. Always galloping. I'd feel so awesome.


It's really hard on the balls if you don't ride it right, because you bounce up and down hard. I was a bit numb at first.
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