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#1
A zombie apocalypse has just hit home. You hear savage moans and the screams of your neighbours outside your front door. What weapons would you choose to fight your way out?
#4
if i had a baseball bat and a nail which i put through the bat, id use that
#6
the search button...yay i never get to say it
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#8
Light Saber Ftw!!!!

u guys are spoil sports, even if this is done once a week.
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#9
On a scale of 1 to 10, how unoriginal of it would it be for me to type...

my penis?
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#11
Jesus.
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#14
Cricket bat or garden spade.
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#15
Portal gun. Confuse the zombies.
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#17
i think id rip off your arms and use your screaming body as a shield.
#18
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how unoriginal of it would it be for me to type...

my penis?



11,

id choose an axe food and my acoustic
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#19
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Jesus.


Yeah the rigamortis will have made him good and stiff for whacking with.
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#20
Laser gun, flame thrower and a katana when all else fails.
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#21
lightsabre, M4A1 Machine Gun (too much CS ) and a couple of 'nades. lol
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#22
L1A1 with a drum clip. Its a high powered, long barrel semi-auto rifle that fires 7.62 x 51 NATO ammo, which is the same as the AK-47 round but is more powerful because it carries more powder. I'd get steel core ammo, which would penetrate just about anything. Car engine block (5.56 will NOT do that), brick wall, thin cement, etc.

That way, I wouldn't need to hit the zombie's head to incapacitate them. I could literally cut them apart.
We're only strays.
#27
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Yeah the rigamortis will have made him good and stiff for whacking with.


That's exactly what I would have used him for. hahaha
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#28
Katana, 2x sawn off shotgun with UNLIMITED AMMO, and a pistol of some sort.
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#31
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yo mamma.

no seriously, i'd crank my fender blues junior with my tubescreamer 7 (with the 808 mod, duh) and blues them to hell! >:]

the thread was pretty cool until this post.
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#33
This old ass dull sword I have sitting in my cellar, which would probably break when I used it. Either that, or my Les Paul. I could go through hordes of the bastards, and I wouldn't have to worry about it breaking. =\ Plus, the blood would look pretty brutal.
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#34
Quote by valdean
Katana, 2x sawn off shotgun with UNLIMITED AMMO, and a pistol of some sort.



I actually have a cheat code to make that happen fo' real, you want?
#35
If there were too many, i'd whip out the ol' shaolin spade.
razor sharp blade + six foot pole = countless decapitations

Edit: ps. zombies don't bleed. their blood coagulates as their circulatory system becomes defunct.
#36
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Wrong.


Noooooooooooooooo, a zombie can't run if he doesn't have legs!!
We're only strays.
#40
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Noooooooooooooooo, a zombie can't run if he doesn't have legs!!


Unless he's a regenerator, in which case he'll jump at your neck until his legs grow back.


Gah! I hated those.
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