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So I was leaving my house to go eat dinner with my grandparents. And as we were sitting in the driveway about to leave, this asian woman steps out onto my neighbor's front porch with 8 rolls of toilet paper in her arms, looks side to side, and then slowly goes back inside.

So UG I want to know what strange things you have seen happen in your neighborhood, or at all actually.
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That made my day.
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Theres a Hindu kid in my neighborhood who thinks he hardcore ****in "gangsta".


We don't live in the ghetto, as mostly white people are here.
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A person on the other side of the cul-de-sac has a sausage dog and take the dog out for a walk maybe 4 times a day....Thats unemployment for you!
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My neighbour will take a lawn chair outside, an extension cord, and his tv outside. He'll set them up by the highway, and watch it. He only does this in the summer though. Usually he'll invite someone and there will be about 3 or 4 of them watching sports.
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I was walking on campus today, and there was this homeless man holding a sign that said something like, "I'm happy because my brain got washed. Have you had your brain washed today?" My friend and I were walking by later (when he was still there), and my friend just said hey to him as we walked by. He turns to us and says, "Why do crazy people love Hawaii?" We didn't know, so he tells us, "So they can hang loose."

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#7
someone blew up my letterbox.

And also, they drenched the park across the road in toilet paper. It was hanging off all the trees, and everything.
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in my old guitarist's neighborhood there used to be this Muslim guy that sat in a lawn chair in front of his house all day every day. It was pretty funny... he had a turban and everything lol
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my old friends house burnt down about 2 weeks ago. luckily the man and his kid was able to get out the back window.
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my neighbor has 3 pet racoons, and 23 coon hunting dogs, and he shoots at me when i do wheelies in his field.
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theres this one asian guy who would go through peoples trash and sometimes bags we leave out for purple heart
#14
A few years ago, this creepy guy who looked suspiciously like Bill Cosby would walk by and say "Hey it's the rich kids! Why aren't you playing your violin/cello/oboe?"
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Oh, there's also this guy who walks from his house, into the city 6 days of the week. He then has a beer and catches the train home.

Other people from Brisbane would probably know about him, too..
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in my old guitarist's neighborhood there used to be this Muslim guy that sat in a lawn chair in front of his house all day every day. It was pretty funny... he had a turban and everything lol

lol, It's funny because it's stereotypical.
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A sign that says "A Pet Was Killed. SLOW DOWN! Think about the kids" just around the corner from my house

#18
There is an old man who lives near me who comes out in the summer, and then falls asleep by the side of the road for a few hours before returning home.

There is also an odd bloke who carries 5 suitcases full of newspapers with him so that he can kickstart his political career as the mayor of London :S
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A few years ago, this creepy guy who looked suspiciously like Bill Cosby would walk by and say "Hey it's the rich kids! Why aren't you playing your violin/cello/oboe?"

I actually lol'd
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one of my neighbors were of asian decent, spoke asian and everything, the first language of their son was some asian language. They used to cook outside, but not on a deck or anything, with a toaster over, they would plug the toaster oven into the outlet on the porch of their house and just cook food all day long, it smelt bad too, the whole neighborhood could smell it.
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There is also an odd bloke who carries 5 suitcases full of newspapers with him so that he can kickstart his political career as the mayor of London :S

haha
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lol

This thread is actually turning out ok. I'm not used to this. What am I supposed to do now?
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Anything my next door neighbor does. He duct taped a radio in a locked shack, put it on a conservative talk show, pointed it toward my other neighbor and cranked it to 11. He has plane parts in his back yard and does circles on his jet ski in front of our house. He buys a dozen kittens and dumps them in his backyard. They all die over the winter. We got a bomb threat once too. Thankfully his house is being foreclosed. I didnt make any of that up.
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one of my neighbors were of asian decent, spoke asian and everything, the first language of their son was some asian language. They used to cook outside, but not on a deck or anything, with a toaster over, they would plug the toaster oven into the outlet on the porch of their house and just cook food all day long, it smelt bad too, the whole neighborhood could smell it.

haha
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Theres a Hindu kid in my neighborhood who thinks he hardcore ****in "gangsta".


You should try living in North London. Its all like that.
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Anything my next door neighbor does. He duct taped a radio in a locked shack, put it on a conservative talk show, pointed it toward my other neighbor and cranked it to 11. He has plane parts in his back yard and does circles on his jet ski in front of our house. He buys a dozen kittens and dumps them in his backyard. They all die over the winter. We got a bomb threat once too. Thankfully his house is being foreclosed. I didnt make any of that up.


A lady that lived next to us a few years ago would do weird stuff. Like one time she filled an inflatable pool with water and just left it in her backyard, causing a large rise in the amount of mosquitoes.
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One time

i my freind and i were rollin down the street and there was a bum with a sign that said
"Bet you cant hit me with a quarter"

haha


but we did lol
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a guy was walking his labrador and two weiner dogs from the block came running and barking after him, he picked up his dog and ran

we pulled over to see if he was ok, and he said wide eyed "this is freakin unreal!!"

talk about nothing happening in rhode island
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#29
Due to something I don't feel like explaining, anytime me and my friend see a helicopter, we yell "Look, it's Jack Pattie!"

Of course that's probably not funny, because nobody knows who that is, unless you live in central Kentucky.

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#30
Where I used to live, there was a man who would ride around the village in a wheelchair, even though he could walk without a problem. Everyone used to find it slightly odd when we'd see him rolling down a steep hill, but pushing himself to go faster.
I have a feeling that he used to let young kids into his garden to play on his trampoline, and then watch them through his curtains... Odd people in Devon
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theres This realy weird guy a couple blocks over i see him outside every once in a while walking his dog and his pet DUCK white duck orange beak and when he walks his dog his duck just follows them its realy funny to watch
#32
There's this guy called Keith, he's an alcoholic and everyone knows him. He's about 60 years old, walks round outside all day in some really dark glasses, a flat cap and a massive winter jacket. He's carries a plastic bag with him all day always with 4 cans of larger in it. He literally just walks round on his own, all day everyday.
He's always smilling as well for some reason.
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#33
I was reminded of this old guy, goes around in one of those car chair things, and goes to the pub near me everyday and you always see the car chair sitting outside. Once I even saw the cat from next door sitting on it .
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A couple years ago, a guy on my street cut up his wife....
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A couple years ago, a guy on my street away cut up his wife....



That's kinda weird. Because there were to little old ladies who lived together in the house directly across the street from. A few of our neighbors heard junk and sent us to get the police at the park a block away and it ended up with the police shooting a guy dead that killed and raped the two eighty year old ladies. And the only thing I remember is my friend making saggy boob jokes the whole time with me....now I feel bad.
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