#1
Was supposed to be going down to see my girlfriend next weekend cus i havent seen her in a few weeks, but.... I've been invited to go get pissed with my old mates from school and probs rather go there but i know the mrs wont be happy lol.
#2
Kill yourself. Its the only way out.
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#5
Get drunk.


With the girlfriend!
Win Win.
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Get drunk.


With the girlfriend!
Win Win.


ha now beats drunken sex, but i havent seen the old lads in ages, pissin me off i dunno what to do
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#9
Invite her?
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#12
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Invite her?


shes don't really know them but she thinks some and weird, plus sleeping at my mates lol. i might have to go for the lads and just accept the beating lol.
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the girl, are you getting action off your MALE friends?


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#16
well, she's not actually "the mrs." if you aren't married, but definitely her.


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#17
Doesn't sound like you really give a shit about MRS.METALLICA.
#20
Did you just say mrs?

Anyway, go to your girl. You can see your friends anytime.
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#21
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Did you just say mrs?

Anyway, go to your girl. You can see your friends anytime.


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What a terrible demotivational pic...
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#25
It's turned out ok im off to see my mates on the friday and instead of a weekend with her for a day, so meh gettin pissed twice and a shag

and sorry for the 'Mrs' just a saying where i come from.

right happy
#27
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take her along


she wouldn't enjoy herself there and iv spent enough times at her mates with her bored out my face all night to not want her to have to do it lol.

and this is like special with my mates havent seen them i all in nearly year apart from 1 or two
#28
Sex with chick > sex with drunk dudes
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#29
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Doesn't sound like you really give a shit about MRS.METALLICA.




Holy crap I LOL'ED to the extreme and I don't even know why
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