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Today, I was working for my grandma, and she runs a plant store in her front yard, and she gave me one of her cactus's after I told her how much I love them. It's so Pretty! It's long and flappy. I named him Sebastian. He even has battle scars from rabbits trying to eat him!
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Don't touch it with your penis.
#4
i work in a plant store, its a chill job.
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Don't try to eat it...............................trust me.

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Today, I was working for my grandma, and she runs a plant store in her front yard, and she gave me one of her cacti after I told her how much I love them. It's so Pretty! It's long and flappy. I named him Sebastian. He even has battle scars from rabbits trying to eat him!
Fixed.
#9
Quote by thefoundationof
touch it with your penis.

Wayt Wayt, I told him NOT to get some cactus lovin. Which one should he do?
#11
my grandma owns an airplane shop. she gave me a fighter jet today after i worked for her today. its so cool. it has some holes from where the NVA shot it. i named it Speedy.


jk. thats cool. id like a cactus. theyre pretty sweet.
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Quote by valennic
Don't try to eat it...............................trust me.

Actually, you can eat certain kinds of cacti. Like Nopales. Not bad, actually.
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Fixed.

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Quote by imgooley
Don't touch it with your penis.


This statement causes so many problems.

What else is one to do with a cactus?

All it does is sit there.
Flaunting itself at me.
O.o

Lets have a sexy partay!


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peyote?
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#18
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dont let it die, it shows your less nurturing than a desert.

That's fuinny beczause the last one I had did die. **** it. This one c an eve n surbvieve winter. It can survive me cause I"m not cold.
#19
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I noticed that a while back, but I didn't care enough to fix it. I need to take that down; I'm likely not selling it here anyway.
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**** you. I'm drunk.
It's coo'.
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I noticed that a while back, but I didn't care enough to fix it. I need to take that down; I'm likely not selling it here anyway. It's coo'.

Ice is coo" too because it makes **** cold.
#21
Quote by BrutalCabbage
This statement causes so many problems.

What else is one to do with a cactus?

All it does is sit there.
Flaunting itself at me.

Use a rubber.
#23
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Use a rubber.

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#25
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Touch it with your penis.


Don't not touch it with your penis.
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haha
This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
lespaulrocks39, you sir are awesome.
#26
Quote by imgooley
Actually, you can eat certain kinds of cacti. Like Nopales. Not bad, actually.


I meant if he got the Aloe Vera one..............i threw up.

but some cacti are quite tasty.

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Quote by doggy_hat
Yeah, because I don't want to get my cactus pregnant.

Or give it your AIDZ.
#29
i had a cactus once, it was awesome!

but then it outgrew it's pot and i didn't know how to move it to a bigger pot without hurting it or my hands so it died
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#30
I touched a cactus when I was like 7

It was not fun...
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#31
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Actually, you can eat certain kinds of cacti. Like Nopales. Not bad, actually.

and peyote
#32
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and peyote

I thought you smoked that?
#34
Quote by thefoundationof
cause im named Nahum
and your not

All the more reason for him to do my suggestion.
#35
Quote by imgooley
I thought you smoked that?

Maybe you can, but I know it's eaten normally.
#37
Well, assuming the TS hasn't posted for a while, I'm going to assume he's picking cactus needles out of his penis.
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#38
REMEMBER-IF it looks furry don't touch it! i did that when i was 6 and i couldn't pull them out and they were all stuck in my hands for like 2 days
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Quote by thefoundationof
That is a false statement


I am Nahum and what I say goes.

I PROPHESIED THE FALL OF NINEVEH

Well I am Isaiah and I prophesied the coming of the Messiah, so BOOYAH!!!!
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