#1
Ok, get this. On the news a few days ago there was a big story. Here it is summed up

There was a guy driving a van. He got out of his van while going 60-70 mph, and started surfing on it. He crashed and was thrown down a small hill. When he came back up, he ws naked and had a laceration so deep that his organs were falling out. He ran around for a while until the police tased him twice.

Anyone else hear about this?
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#6
where was this???
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I wouldn't blame acid for that. Maybe insane amounts of PCP.
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pics or it didnt happen

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