#1
I'm watching FOX news and the "Across America" bit came on.

Apparently this guy ate 35 DOZEN oysters in an oyster eating contest.

I hate oysters. They're all slimy and...ugh. It's just nasty IMO.

Do oysters appeal to the refined culinary tastes of the Pit?
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#2
Blue ones do. I'm part of a cult, you see.

*ba-dum tish*

We're a suicide cult, too, we don't fear the reaper.
#4
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Blue ones do. I'm part of a cult, you see.

*ba-dum tish*

We're a suicide cult, too, we don't fear the reaper.


/bad joke

Lol.


I don't really like them unless they manage to find a way into a sushi roll of some sort.
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/bad joke

Lol.
Yeah, it was pretty terrible.

On-topic, it's seafood and it's not shrimp, so they don't do anything for me.
#6
Yeah, I enjoy shrimp. Shrimp is actually one of my favorite foods. We should make a UG Shrimp Fan Club. or maybe not. I don't care.
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#7
I friggin love seafood of any kind. Literally, if its from the water I'll probably love it. Seafood just has some kind of extra "coloring" if you will that makes it more exciting than the normal Americanized food I've eaten all my life.
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#8
Oysters and clams are the greatest things ever.

Raw, of course. There should be no other way to eat them.
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#9
Oysters = teh phailz


seriously, they are awful, but most seafood is good
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#10
Quote by Carswell98
Oysters = teh phailz AND teh runz


seriously, they are awful, but most seafood is good

fixed it for you, buddy.
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I'm watching FOX news and the "Across America" bit came on.

Apparently this guy ate 35 DOZEN oysters in an oyster eating contest.

I hate oysters. They're all slimy and...ugh. It's just nasty IMO.

Do oysters appeal to the refined culinary tastes of the Pit?
Oh my!

You know oysters don't digest all that well.
My condolences to that guy when they "make their exit".
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#13
Oysters are the shiz.
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Oh my!

You know oysters don't digest all that well.
My condolences to that guy when they "make their exit".


Dude you don't know how accurate that is. My friend Mario had an all-you-can-eat shrimp eating binge at Outback, and he literally pooped a whole shrimp. Obviously that means he swallowed it whole, but when you eat that much shrimp you're going to swallow something whole, you know?
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