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I had a really weird dream last night, which as soon as I woke up forgot, so anyway, it gave me an idea, I thought to myself, the peoples of the pit mus have had some weird dreams, so, because I'm bored, please tell me the weirdest dreams youv'e ever had.
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#4
Marilyn Manson jerked off onto my leg in Math class.


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#5
i was on a train and i kicked off this guy's head

and the head kept crawling back to his body and i keep kicking him away. and the head kept screaming "i want eternal life"

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#6
I had a dream that we were playing hide and seek in a corn maze with these rooms off to the side with a bunch of amish kids. (I live near amish people, they frequent my dreams, nightmares usually. If you lived near them you'd know why...) But anyway we were playing hide and seek and my brother comes in wearing my first holy communion dress (it's a catholic thing, I'm not proud of it >.< and a guy Fawkes mask. Some narrator in my dream said that he did it so that my family would think he was drunk and leave him alone. And his job was the announcer for the english weather on the weather channel...
That's not the weirdest I've ever had, but it's the most recent I can remember...
#7
I had a series of strange dreams over spring break and they all tied into each other.

The only thing I can remember though is beating the hell out of a beaver's skull. Also I think there were Pokemon there.
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#8
i dont know about weirdest, but last night i had a dream, where 2 cartoon bunnies were arguing, and getting very angry. it was a silent dream. they weren't arguing silently, it was just like a mute button was on or something.
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#9
that my mom found hentai porn on my computer. it was such a horrible dream, the moment i woke up i deleted my computer history
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#10
wen i was 7 years old or something, i dreamt that i was doom the video game, and I didn't even know what doom was...
#11
i had a dream where people used the search bar.
When i die, i wanna be burried upside down...so that anybody who doesnt like me can kiss my ass.

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#12
lets see the night before last, so friday, i had a dream my us history teacher was giving me a tour of my city, in a wierd little gocart thing, but then we go lost.


and last night, i had a dream that me and this girl i like were hanging out at my dads place, and i was teaching her guitar, and she told me to start dressing more emo, which was weird because the day before i had the dream i bought some tight pants, huh, anyway it was weird, because it was just like we were haging out.

then a few weeks back i had a dream that i was hayley williams body gaurd, and we started dating, but nothing sexual, i never have sex dreams, which is good, i dont have to clean my sheets as much as most ugers.
#13
I don't like to talk about it.



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i dream of gay sex sometimes, i dont know why though because i think im straight...

I think you're a gay in denial.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
#14
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i had a dream where people used the search bar.

I had a dream that douchebags finally stopped making lame search bar jokes.
If morning's a bitch with open arms, night's a girl who's gone too far.

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#15
I had an awesome one this morning/last night.

I was magically at the Guns n Roses performance at the Ritz (probably because it was the lat thing I watched before I went to bed). Anyway I'm like on the stage standing next to Steven Adler, and then Axl forgets how Nightrain goes, and the rest of the band breaks into Rocket Queen, while we're waiting for Axl to do something.

So then Axl sings like the last verse of Rocket Queen or something and then the show ends, and everybody walks out of the hall, which had somehow morphed into a local hall near where I live. Then Slash says he's going to get a drink and I ask him if I can play his guitar for a while. He says yeah and me and Duff start jamming (lol). Then my friend Stevo comes up and he's like "Man I'm hungry", and then out of nowhere this chick gives us these credit card things.

So we head down to the back of the hall, where the canteen thing is, and we decide not to buy anything from there, and we notice we can use the card at a service station across the road. So we head across the road, and almost get hit by a truck, then we start walking down this path and there are cars driving along it. We were like WTF because its impossible for cars to get into the park and onto the path. We look over to our right and there's a netball game going on, so we were like "oh, its just netball people", and then we get balls thrown at us and we ran, and then I woke up.

Pretty weird, but not the best. I can't remember any of my other dreams though.
#16
I had a dream I was in a place sort of like any grand theft auto game, and I was flying around uncontrollably and knocking people off of buildings, and then I'd pretend that I was gonna save them to raise their spirit, and then fly away and laugh at them as they splattered on the ground. I felt so bad for all those people when I woke up.
#17
Riding a horse naked through a small rural village listening to Slayer. True story.
#18
Played a straight day of Halo 2. That night i dreamed i was in the multiplayer map running round killing other people and them killing me. got hit by a grenade in the dream. it hurt alot. i woke up and found this massive bruise on my chest.
#19
I had a dream a while ago that me and Les Claypool were fighting godzilla while riding mopeds. Les would slap something on his bass and lasers would shoot out.
#23
i once dreamt my wallet was on a helicopter and i chased after it. and eventually i pulled my dick out and lassoed the bottom of the copter and pulled it out of the sky >L< i woke up screaming >L<
#24
I had a dream that I was spiderman swinging through NYC and beating up baddies a few nights back.

No joke.
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

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#25
One time i had a dream where i went downstairs into the kitchen. Pulled out a box of fruit loops then said to myself "Wait....I dont buy fruit loops" then woke up. I wish i had cooler dreams
#26
One time, I dreamed that I had a gigantic penis and felt proud of myself, then it called me a bitch, beat me up, and ate me. And then I appeared in Hell, and my penis was Satan. Then, God came and killed my penis (Satan), but God turned out to be my penis, and my friend was Satan. Then Steve Vai showed up, and he was like "Your penis killed Satan?". Then he asked for my autograph and I signed his guitar then woke up. No joke.
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#27
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One time, I dreamed that I had a gigantic penis and felt proud of myself, then it called me a bitch, beat me up, and ate me. And then I appeared in Hell, and my penis was Satan. Then, God came and killed my penis (Satan), but God turned out to be my penis, and my friend was Satan. Then Steve Vai showed up, and he was like "Your penis killed Satan?". Then he asked for my autograph and I signed his guitar then woke up. No joke.

lets count the amount of times you say penis. 1 2 3 4 5, 5 times.
#28
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lets count the amount of times you say penis. 1 2 3 4 5, 5 times.


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Condoms, for all the copious amounts of pussy with which you will be inevitably bombarded from this moment onward.


#30
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I had a dream that my penis ran away.


"Detachable penis..."
I love that song
#32
I have a lot of weird dreams, but the first one that comes to my mind is this dream where I kept falling down each time I tried to stand up, eventually leading to me eating my own legs off because I thought I would be more stable then.
I've had cooler dreams though, but I can't remember immediately...
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#33
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One time i had a dream where i went downstairs into the kitchen. Pulled out a box of fruit loops then said to myself "Wait....I dont buy fruit loops" then woke up. I wish i had cooler dreams


#35
There was one where I was sitting in a black Mercedes in the back seat, when two Germans get in the front, chatting away in German and listening to music. They start up the car and then drive round this crazy road system. There are markings on the road which read crazy things like 'No Monster Truck Rally lane' (WTF?) and then they take me to an airport and get on a plane whilst I waved them goodbye.
#36
Once I had a sex dream in which I had a threesome with Ron Weasley and Harry Potter.
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#37
For some reason, I keep dreaming about the world ending, but it's never the same dream. I'm always doing something different or with different people, but the world is always about to end. Someone's probably playing me Year Zero by Nine Inch Nails while I sleep...
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#39
looking at myself with my window in the background and time passes quikly and the houses behind me colapses and i (the one wich iam looking at) just stares back until i (the one wich i'm looking at) say : "goodbye" and then i wake up. it comes back alot, about 2 or 3 times a week
#40
The other day I had a dream that I unexpectedly got elected. It was hard work being an MP. I had to find somewhere to live in London, and I had to hire a secretary and stuff. Dream-me was somewhat more pragmatic than I would actually be and didn't choose the secretary on the basis of hotness.
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