#1
Ya know how after u take a bath, you have water in your ears that kinda bloks your hearing, and ya cant get it out?


HOW DO YOU GET THE WATER OUT OF YOUR EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????
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#2
Turn your head side on and shake furiously.
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#4
You take baths... why not just shower?!
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#5
You tilt your head to the side that has the waterclogged ear and start hopping to shake it out. Noob.
#6
that happens to me in the pool. what the hell are you doing in the bathtub?
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#8
Step 1. Tilt head sideways
Step 2. Put hand up to ear
Step 3. Use your palm like a plunger

Repeat until all water has been suctioned out. Violent head shaking may be necessary.
#10
use a cutip?
n00b
no1 does that?
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#11
Quote by InvaderTSN
You tilt your head to the side that has the waterclogged ear and start hopping to shake it out. Noob.


you need to be hopping on one foot and hitting your other ear (the one pointed towards the ceiling) for it to be most effective. thank you cosmo kramer for that one
#12
Tilt your head.
Jump up and down.
Slap your ear with your hand.
Done.
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#13
1. Freeze head.
2. Slam head against wall.
3. Tilt head to the side - frozen ear water will fall out.

Its a trick I learned back in lifeguard school.
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#14
Quote by itsxsteves
use a cutip?
n00b
no1 does that?


no one does that because it doesnt work. and stop speaking in gibberish. yes, we can understand you, but we dont want to. nor do we want to be your friend
#15
Would you people rather relax or stand up for 15 min.? Im not gay, just wanna get that out of the way.
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#17
Quote by Codecody16
Would you people rather relax or stand up for 15 min.? Im not gay, just wanna get that out of the way.
Seriously? I can do it in like 5 if I want. My righteous hair slow me down a bit.

I'm not getting on your case or anything, BTW.
#18
Quote by Codecody16
Would you people rather relax or stand up for 15 min.? Im not gay, just wanna get that out of the way.


what does being gay have to do with taking a bath? and people dont take baths because yes, you may be relaxing, but you are relaxing in your own filth. the shower is quicker and you dont have to sit in your stankwater
#20
And.....some bathtups have very relaxing jucuzzi jet thingies.
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#22
Quote by InvaderTSN
A con of taking a bath is what if you need to pee? THEN you're screwed.


Thats why the sides of tubs are conveniently low.
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#23
Quote by Martyr's Prayer
Thats why the sides of tubs are conveniently low.
What if the toilet is not conveniently placed? Are you suggesting he pee on the floor?
#24
what if u pee in the bathtub?
kinda is gross...
but....
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#25
Quote by Flying Couch
What if the toilet is not conveniently placed? Are you suggesting he pee on the floor?


Well its either pee on the floor, essentially pee on yourself, or stand up. I'd personally go with option A. Or maybe all 3 at the same time if I'm just in a weird mood.
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#28
Quote by Martyr's Prayer
Well its either pee on the floor, essentially pee on yourself, or stand up. I'd personally go with option A. Or maybe all 3 at the same time if I'm just in a weird mood.
Just take a shower, and you are saved from this dilemma.
#29
Yuo people switched the subject to something entirely more interesting!
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#30
Quote by Codecody16
Would you people rather relax or stand up for 15 min.? Im not gay, just wanna get that out of the way.


Would you rather be sprayed with a constant stream of clean water or sit in a pool of your own filth for 15 minutes?
#31
Quote by Codecody16
Yuo people switched the subject to something entirely more interesting!
This is the internet. Pussy.


I'm just kiddin' with ya.
#32
hmmm...
filth, maybe?
What's the answer!?!?! Im so confoozed!!!
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#33
Quote by happytimeharry
Step 1. Tilt head sideways
Step 2. Put hand up to ear
Step 3. Use your palm like a plunger

Repeat until all water has been suctioned out. Violent head shaking may be necessary.


Seems most logical.
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#34
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#35
Quote by Codecody16
Ya know how after u take a bath, you have water in your ears that kinda bloks your hearing, and ya cant get it out?


HOW DO YOU GET THE WATER OUT OF YOUR EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????

Only pussies take baths. The real question is, how do you get the water out of your twat?

Butt sex.
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#36
Quote by Zycho
Would you rather be sprayed with a constant stream of clean water or sit in a pool of your own filth for 15 minutes?


Take a shower first, and then take a bath to relax, it's a win/win.
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