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#2
Captain Nutz
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Don't worry guys, he's just bitter because he has a small dick.


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You know that good feeling when you take a crap, gay sex is like that


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#3
Sounds like something I'd find funny when I was 12. I'll pass. =/
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Vagina's tend to be not all that great looking most of the time. It's all... flappy. Looks sloppy.

I'd have to say guy junk wins but not by much. It's like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi.
#5
Uncle Slapalot

lol
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#7
I know :'[

I want a cool name like Johnny Wad!
Marijuana is the spice of life.

I Force Choke my penis when I masturbate.

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#8
Quote by pwninator123
Uncle Slapalot

lol


haha

This thread might be OK after all.
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#9
Private Maxim.

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BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


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#11
Quote by Lord Of Donkeys
haha

This thread might be OK after all.



idk if i should fight you for that or not

Top 15:
Neutral Milk Hotel
Smashing Pumpkins
Placebo
Elliott Smith
Devendra Banhart
Pavement
Anberlin
Eve 6
The Clash
Imogen Heap
Ingrid Michaelson
Bayside
Minus The Bear
The Replacements
Bright Eyes/Conor Oberst
#15
Quote by pwninator123
idk if i should fight you for that or not



I don't either...

...You know, I really have no idea why you would need to. I don't understand why you said that.
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#16
Quote by Lord Of Donkeys
I don't either...

...You know, I really have no idea why you would need to. I don't understand why you said that.



well it depends on whether you thought my name was epic or for the lulz

like amazing or ludicrous
Top 15:
Neutral Milk Hotel
Smashing Pumpkins
Placebo
Elliott Smith
Devendra Banhart
Pavement
Anberlin
Eve 6
The Clash
Imogen Heap
Ingrid Michaelson
Bayside
Minus The Bear
The Replacements
Bright Eyes/Conor Oberst
#17
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Captain Nutz


I should be captain Nutz
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#18
Maxx Kielbasa


Iceman Edit:

I was putting the names of everyone I know, and I'm unhappy to say my grandmother's porn name is Nurse Cumalot.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
Last edited by iceman_8319 at Apr 13, 2008,
#20
To find your porn name just take your middle name and make the name of the street you live on as your last name.

EDIT - from that thing Mines - Sweat Fuzzynuts
#23
my name is jared sexty nayne
my gf's name is trixie butt secks
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#28
General Slickbooty

damn, that's 10 kinds of awesome
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try to act like they know what loud is
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#30
i dont need a machine to tell me my porno name. ive had it in my heart since fifth grade:

Bubbles McLovestaff

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I have no opinion on this matter.
#35
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hung Lo

Gotta love the porn star registration bit from MADtv

For my first name:Hank Tail
Full name: Jack Maxim
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Girl (Ned/chav) annoying me on the bus.

Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.
#36
Nurse Pimplebutt
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and I'm too young to care.


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#37
Wolfgang Frederick Worthington.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
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