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I need to write a short essay on a scientist who has contributed in some way to some branch of science. Can I get any help from the Pit of an interesting scientist?
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
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Niels Bohr. Quantum Theory FTW.
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Yes, ask a forum of sarcastic guitarists...
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Yes, ask a forum of sarcastic guitarists...

well I just got a bunch of serious answers concerning my situation with my formerly depressed girlfriend, so I figured why not ask them about scientists?
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
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George Lucas, Star Wars has so much science I had never heard of...
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i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
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You should have named the thread "So, Pit.."
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Norman Borlaug - pioneer behind the Green Revolution.

Very relevant to what's happening around the world today in terms of chronic resource shortages and the future.
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You should have named the thread "So, Pit.."


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Mendeleev? Creator of the Periodic Table of Elements?
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This man is cool in my book. He apparently likes boobs as much as me.
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as does that one.
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#14
darwin?

he seems like the obvious choice.
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do you actually need to ask? Einstein, Bohr, Tesla, Chandrasekhar, Kepler, Newton, Sagan. those are just a few.
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Norman Borlaug - pioneer behind the Green Revolution.

Very relevant to what's happening around the world today in terms of chronic resource shortages and the future.


I'm with you man, that guy is a ****ing saint. He deserves more credit than he gets.
#18
Wallace Carothers. He was freaking sweet.

Of course, being a polymer chemist, i'm biased.
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how about tesla? he was a badass. death rays, earthquake machines, the radio, its all good.
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George Lucas, Star Wars has so much science I had never heard of...

oh, yeah, right, i'm ACTUALLY going to do my essay on George Lucas. Seriously. No joke.
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
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#23
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Scientist....scientist...OH! That e=mc squared guy was pretty scientific...

Christopher Walken?
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Christopher Walken?


Now HE deserves some kind of trophy, you think he'll accept one if I carve it out of wood for him?
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Brian May. He made enormous contributions to the field of astrophysics.

Plus he plays guitar.
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Michio Kaku - Deals with quantum physics, a lot of whacky theories he has, but they're fun.
anybody wanna put anything here just let me know
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Richard Feynman.
...Up to the battlefield to where the spirits walk...
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Yeah, while those other guys were discovering the laws of physics, he was breaking them.
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yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
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Uhm...

Darwin
Sir Alexander Fleming (discoverer of penicillin)
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If that fails then there is always..

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#34
Galileo...
Invented the methods followed by modern scientists.
First person in history to carefully set up an experiments with the sole purpose of testing his theory of motion.
If need for a better argument he's the guy who proved that heavier objects do not fall faster than lighter ones (basic idea, but people still have problems with it today)