Poll: Who would win?
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Bruce Lee
86 69%
Chuck Norris
39 31%
Voters: 125.
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#1
Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris?

State why...


I think Bruce Lee could win... He is absolutely insane just search Bruce Lee on youtube, or check wikipedia and see what he could do.

Chuck Norris is cool. But the most insane thing I've ever heard him be able to do is believe that it is not butter.......wtf?
#4
I don't like to use that as an example, cuz in reality it would be nearly impossible for Chuck to even touch Lee
#5
Quote by jhardcore
The search bar would win.



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#6
Fecking Bruce Lee.


Duh
#7
Chuck Norris is from Oklahoma...

he'd get his ass kicked.

EDIT:

BTW, Bruce Willis would beat the crap out of them both. There's no stopping The Willis.

YIPPEE KI-YAY
Last edited by AngusIsMyHero at Apr 14, 2008,
#9
Chuck Norris has a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

If he got Lee to the ground, he'd win the fight. If not, he'd get out-struck by Lee.


Chuck takes it by submission.
...and I feel nothing, am I better yet?
#10
ahem....

tony jaa!


...thank you for your time.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#11
you know of course that chuck norris studied under bruce lee right? The student serpassing the teacher rarely ever happens....
#12
Quote by david_highland
you know of course that chuck norris studied under bruce lee right? The student serpassing the teacher rarely ever happens....

The student surpassing the teacher always happens
#14
Quote by Aleene
The student surpassing the teacher always happens


Nah...
#17
darth maul would kill them both
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#18
google: find chuck norris (click i'm feeling lucky) >.<
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#19
Quote by drifta_21
What about Chuck Norris against Clint Eastwood though?


Is that a joke?

Clint Eastwood would kick anyone's ass.
#20
Bruce Lee is awesome

It would be close but Bruce would win
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#21
Chuck Norris would win, because Bruce Lee is dead.
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#22
Quote by snipelfritz
Chuck Norris would win, because Bruce Lee is dead.


Real funny. How about when Bruce and Chuck were alive at the same time?
#23
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Look more people who make up completely lame search bar jokes

Look, another crappy Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris thread! Run to the hills!!!!
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#24
Your mom would win
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You, my friend, win in epic proportions




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Man... now I gotta clean my laptop screen.




Quote by ozzyismetal
^That has too much win for me to handle....
I think I need a glass of water and a nap.


#25
Quote by civilunrest
Look, another crappy Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris thread! Run to the hills!!!!



Look somebody who has nothing better to do then insult threads
#26
So u leik teh mudkips?


Mudkip would win
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there's probably humans doing the same thing.
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#28
Quote by Teh_Asian_Pro
So u leik teh mudkips?


Mudkip would win



i liek mudkipz
#29
Quote by Cjw34
i liek mudkipz


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Quote by david9d5
You, my friend, win in epic proportions




Quote by sharpshootr55


Man... now I gotta clean my laptop screen.




Quote by ozzyismetal
^That has too much win for me to handle....
I think I need a glass of water and a nap.


Last edited by Zangetsu 101 at Apr 14, 2008,
#30
Bruce Lee... Because of the many stereotypes that I shall not mention for fear of being accused of racism.
#31
definitely Bruce Lee
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#32
What a st00pid poll. Bruce Lee.

Duh.
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#33
Quote by AngusIsMyHero
Chuck Norris is from Oklahoma...

he'd get his ass kicked.

EDIT:

BTW, Bruce Willis would beat the crap out of them both. There's no stopping The Willis.

YIPPEE KI-YAY


You wanna be careful making statements like that, especially if Rambo was around! Although, Jason Statham in the transporter films is f*ckin hardcore! I reckon he'd win. Him or the cat from that clip of Bruce Lee fighting Chuck Norris.
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#34
Quote by Cjw34
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#37
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#40
Chuck Norris...

Bruce Lee might find it difficult to fight back considering hes dead

therefore Chuck wins without any contest
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