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#1
So I just had a very exhausting discussion with some Jehova's witnesses about evolution and creationism. I wish I had the balls to slam the door in their face, though these were not real believers in Creationism. They believe in some mix of evolution but a bigger being , God, was the mastermind behind the beginning of mankind and the universe. It was tolerable to stand there and listen until they left.

Now, my problem is, they are gonna look me up later to give me some more talk i'm not interested in and a book i'm not willing to read

Focus: how have you told these people off, got any interesting discussions or anything interesting with persons that just 'show up' on your doorstep?
#2
a religious person is a religious person. theyre full of bs. try to ignore them.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#3
Just open the door naked and say they caught you just about to get in the shower. That should freak them out. Or just wearing a towel, it will have basically the same effect.
#5
tell them you don't force your religion down their throat, so don't ram theirs down yours
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#6
When a bunch of my mates and I stayed at another mates house, we decided to have some fun with the mormons/witnesses. We whacked a porno on in the background and turned it up really loud. Then two of us answered the door in our boxers when they knocked. Lulz ensured.
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#8
Invite them in. It's never happened before so it'll scare them witless.
I saw that on a tv show/stand up show before but I have no idea which one.
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#9
why did you slam the door in their face? it sounds like you dont have an open mind and then demand that they do
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Just open the door naked and say they caught you just about to get in the shower. That should freak them out. Or just wearing a towel, it will have basically the same effect.



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#12
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Did you read the post?

He said he didn't.

touche! still why get so worked up?
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#13
You know what? Talk to Metalology, a user that frequents the pit. I am not saying that you should talk to him because he will change your mind on religion...I'm just saying that he shared his reasons for going door to door and I am much more understanding and impressed as a result.

This does not mean that I found new religious belief, or that I think you should let someone disrespect you at your home, but I do have a broader understanding of what many people that are of that belief are trying to do.
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#14
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Invite them in. It's never happened before so it'll scare them witless.
I saw that on a tv show/stand up show before but I have no idea which one.


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#16
You should invite them in and force your beliefs down their thraot.
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#17
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Lol I'm not worked up.

I asked a question.

Then I told you something. The way you read it must have sounded like I was worked up.

But I'm not, ok?

So just forget it.


Woah, chill out man.
#18
Order your very own ''Dark Funeral Kit'' which comes complete with ''Christian head melting spray''

Next time one knocks on your door just spray the ''Christian head melting spray''
over them and laugh at how funny the site of their head becoming jelly is
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#23
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#28
Tell them that you didn't see the accident, so you can't become a witness
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#29
In Cyprus we have stickers on our doors that read: No JWs.

I haven't needed one yet, considering I've only been spoken to once, but try to be civil by saying no thank you.
#30
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So I just had a very exhausting discussion with some Jehova's witnesses about evolution and creationism. I wish I had the balls to slam the door in their face, though these were not real believers in Creationism. They believe in some mix of evolution but a bigger being , God, was the mastermind behind the beginning of mankind and the universe. It was tolerable to stand there and listen until they left.

Now, my problem is, they are gonna look me up later to give me some more talk i'm not interested in and a book i'm not willing to read

Focus: how have you told these people off, got any interesting discussions or anything interesting with persons that just 'show up' on your doorstep?


Perform the ol' switcheroo- ask them why they won't have blood transfusions but will eat meat and accept organs and such? Point out all the flaws in their religion but in an innocent way, like you're just curious! It'll rock.
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#31
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Tell them that you didn't see the accident, so you can't become a witness

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#32
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In Cyprus we have stickers on our doors that read: No JWs.

I haven't needed one yet, considering I've only been spoken to once, but try to be civil by saying no thank you.


This man knows how to make them go away without being a dick. Good job.
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#33
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a religious person is a religious person. theyre full of bs. try to ignore them.


Piss off you ignorant twat, your worse than the overly religious.

Anyway just tell them nicely you arnt interested and they will leave you alone. Simple
#34
Point behind them & yell "LOOK ITS THE SECOND COMING!" when they turn, run back inside & lock the doors
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#35
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do you browse ribena forums?

No, Its part of a poem (ode to the drinker) by Col Elliott
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#37
Why is it that everytime i read the title in the pit menu, i read it as 'Jenovas Wittness"
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ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#39
My dad's parents are Jehova's witnesses.

They can prove everything the religion is saying with exact quotes from the bible, it makes for a worthless argument.

I've been lucky enough not to have the people spawn behind my door, and if they did, I would tell them to leave.
#40
Tell 'em your a Buddhist and invite them in to meditate, then sit there on the floor saying 'OMMMMMMMMMMM' loudly with your legs crossed and your eyes shut until they leave.

Or tell 'em that they are all going to Hell and are going to burn for eternity for following the wrong religion and that you wish to save them by sacrificing all their first borns.
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