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#1
Okay guys and girls. Here is where you post the best, or worst, things anyone can ever say or do while having sex.

Have fun!
Last edited by NameOfDoom at Apr 14, 2008,
#9
Rolling over, then sticking it in her sister.

Mother

or Father.

Take your pick.
I hate my username, it all happened in a rush


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#11
I once did it with a cow and i yelled ohh yeah! but thinking the cow would say moo! it said....


USE THE FUCKING SEARCH BAR!

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#12
I called a girlfriend by another girlfriend's name once. It was hilarious.
#14
These search bar jokes are getting lamer with each passing attempt.
#16
you are alot like your mother........or my sister, can't remember that well
Last edited by thick_as_blood at Apr 14, 2008,
#17
"Do you mind if you wear a strap-on?"
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#19
In the middle of the sensual intercourse.

Whisper passionately in her ear:

"You lost the game".
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#21
Damn you Ray.

You always had to be better >=[
I hate my username, it all happened in a rush


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#23
Quote by oh... THAT guy
Use the searchbar, that's what I usually do during sex



You must be an animal in bed
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Hells Angles!!!

A gang that likes geometry?

lulz
#27
Show me....

Show me....

SHOW ME WHERE YOUR MOTHER LIVES!!!!!
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We'll win something someday

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Falkirk is the home of runners up.

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#28
Quote by MarioBlaster17
for do: bending your dick



ow. just ow.

ive felt pain. but. ow.

cutting my sack open hurts less....

damn dirt bikes...
#29
Quote by Random88
Show me....

Show me....

SHOW ME WHERE YOUR MOTHER LIVES!!!!!


you get that off ross noble? oh, thats classic, great show, ive got the dvd. bloody funniest man ever

sorry, bit off topic, but anyways
Whoa there, mowgli, i see a boundary, i eat a boundary, and wash it down with a cup of hot steaming rules
#30
"What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?"

Alan Partridge FTW, or something.
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#32
i thought this thread was to be epic........

.....

.....then......


I used the search bar.
haha


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"Where do I put it?"
"Sex, Drugs, and Rock n Roll,
Speed, Weed, and Birth Control,
Life's a Bitch Until We Die,
So F*ck this World,
Let's All Get High"



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I spent 3 years in a Tibetan Monastery to learn how to fap just using the power of my mind...
#33
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
In the middle of the sensual intercourse.

Whisper passionately in her ear:

"You lost the game".


i lose
#34
Quote by Tombe
"What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?"

Alan Partridge FTW, or something.



"People with prams need access to diXONS ooooh"
#35
hey this is actaully pretty good, to be honest i was about to get with your mate.. but meh she wanted two drinks! :O
#37
Quote by smb
I called a girlfriend by another girlfriend's name once. It was hilarious.


I just started talking to my ex again. And I keep getting her and my best friends anmes mixed up in my head before I say them out loud. Sam & Emma are the names, there's similarities so it's not like i'm messing up anything really bad. But yeah, could get awkward...
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This just reminded me of the time that my brother in law texted his mom on the night after his wedding. All it said was "Consummated."
#38
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
In the middle of the sensual intercourse.

Whisper passionately in her ear:

"You lost the game".




... OH FUCK YOU!
I'm so going to jump on our ****ty rail system and hope to bump into you somewhere so I can tell you off and then go out for coffee. You bastard.
Hurp De Durp
#40
Alligator F*ckhouse: A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion.
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