#1
So, my gf just found the version of the choose your own story preteen edition on my laptop. She asked me "what is this?" and well i explained to her and she was like "oh so you like that? Your little fantasy?" and i said yes its funny well the begining is kinda gross but yea.

Well needless to say now she probably thinks im some kinda pedo-file
"Well you said I might get laid more if I didn't play pokemon... but I decided getting laid more isn't worth not catching them all."


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#4
Paedophile*

There we go.

But you are a paedo.
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#5
You got owned by your Girlfriend.
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#6
Quote by saphrax
I'd give you 5 to 7 on.


LOL WUT?
"Well you said I might get laid more if I didn't play pokemon... but I decided getting laid more isn't worth not catching them all."


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#8
Quote by saphrax
You asked what are the chances. These are the odds i'd give you.

damn pretty high then huh why didnt you tell me this before i got put in the doghouse
"Well you said I might get laid more if I didn't play pokemon... but I decided getting laid more isn't worth not catching them all."


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#10
Righteo What a ****house thread.
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#11
Well the way I see it, it's either good or bad.

Your girlfriend thinks you're a paedophile or..

..she'll fulfill your sick fantasy.
#12
dont you think fantasy is an too tricky word for a 5 year old ?
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#15
Quote by Peice_of_Mind
So, my gf just found my stash of child porn pics on my laptop. She asked me "what is this?" and well i explained to her and she was like "oh so you like that? Your little fantasy?" and i said yes its funny well the begining is kinda gross but yea.

Well needless to say now she probably thinks im some kinda pedo-file


Fixed.