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#3
Alien invasions.
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#7
Incest beastial rape.
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#8
putting fireworks in your mums v agina while shes sleeping and then setting them off.
Quote by horloko
Yeah I've been told that. I foretell the future in my doodling. I kept drawing me raping my Spanish teacher. Stupid teacher got scared and told on me. I raped her for that.


Quote by caskettheclown
i have a huge schlong.

there you go.

i win
#13
having aids
Quote by Shred Head
You have an atrocious sense of humour!

Quote by StrayCatBlues
You win 100 hilarity points.

Spend them wisely.


Quote by GrisKy
you're a funny, funny man, chimp in a tux... funny indeed.
#14
Invading tibet.
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#19
Having sex with a pie.
"It's not what it looks like!"
That film gets funnier each time I watch it somehow.
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#20
Quote by rickmeister
Having sex with a pie.
"It's not what it looks like!"
That film gets funnier each time I watch it somehow.

that movie=Lame
#24
Quote by saphrax
Getting caught with a kilo of cocaine up your ass.


Hahahaha i think getting caught isnt too bad. Getting the kilo out will blow.
#25
Leaving the toilet after taking a massive dump which stinks so bad god can smell it and saying to your gf, ''its not mine!''
#28
Keeping a diary of your thoughts and feelings.
'id give you one of my beers but i only have six' - deja voodoo
#29
Bending out of tune.

Quote by imdeth
This man deserves my +1

+1

Quote by denizenz
Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


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#30
Death.
Quote by Massive Failure
I used to get nude and hump my stuffed animals, and one day my parents caught me. They were shocked, I had Winnie the Pooh in submission and I was ruthlessly humping him and moaning.
#31
Quote by NameOfDoom
Hahahaha i think getting caught isnt too bad. Getting the kilo out will blow.


Blow!! I get it!! LOL

Being caught murdering a dog and trying to cover it up as a suicide.
We're only strays.
#32
Quote by NameOfDoom
getting caught having a 3-way with your gf's sister and best friend. in her bed

He's right you know.
#34
Quote by Archaon
Shoveling the driveway.

I don't know why, but I started laughing uncontrollably when I read that.

On topic: Giving your girlfriend oral sex and her parents walk in.
Quote by Vermintide
In Soviet Russia, bar searches YOU!!!

#36
Going to the bathroom somewhere other than a bathroom...

And no I never have
Stop b*tching ; start a revolution
#39
Licking your friend's cheek as he sleeps....and starts waking up
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#40
Holding your wang whilst in the same bed as your dad, only to find that it is his.

No, not happened to me.
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