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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."

Copy and pasted by the way.
#6
Wow your new in-laws are pretty weird.

Edit: i fail for not understanding the keep your condoms in the car bit until now.
Last edited by josh999x at Apr 14, 2008,
#7
Excellent story but could you do an alternative ending where you bang the sister so i can finish my wank?
#8
Quote by sunnysayshi


The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."


Quote by buddha
isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#11
Quote by sunnysayshi
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I followed upstairs to have hot, passionate anal sex several times over the next few days before I got married, every thrust pleasurable. I returned to her weekly after being married to enjoy more sex. My wife caught me, and then joined in for many threesomes.

There were no consequences.

The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your pocket."


Fixed lol *fap*fap*fap*
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#12
Quote by xC0ldBl00dx
Excellent story but could you do an alternative ending where you bang the sister so i can finish my wank?


Just look at real porn like everyone else.

Nice story TS...
Last edited by hazzmatazz at Apr 14, 2008,
#15
muhaha:P
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#18
this is older than my grandma.

kudo for being original...
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#20
Quote by hazzmatazz
Just look at real porn like everyone else.

Nice story TS, hope you have a happy life

I think it was a joke.
Quote by dandadog
erm, i saw this on youtube

Huh? I've heard this story before but never seen it on youtube...Link?
#21
Quote by hazzmatazz
Just look at real porn like everyone else.

Nice story TS, hope you have a happy life

I think you should re-read the last sentense.

EDIT:
Quote by josh999x
Wow your new in-laws are pretty weird.

Edit: i fail for not understanding the keep your condoms in the car bit until now.

You too.
#23
Quote by Pingis_Or_Death
I think it was a joke.


Meh, I'm a gulible twat anyway...

Quote by TheQuailman
I think you should re-read the last sentense.


****, I guess I really do need them glasses.
#24
Quote by hazzmatazz
Meh, I'm a gulible twat anyway...


****, I guess I really do need them glasses.

No you're not gullible...

#26
Quote by rx_eb
this is older than my grandma.

kudo for being original...


Yeah but I've never seen the video. I just watched it though and I think the story beats it!

Search condoms in car on youtube.
Last edited by Seef at Apr 14, 2008,
#28
I remember this fron Kontraband TBH... Still, I like the story, I'd doubt if its' true though
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#32
1. This is copypasta.

2. the ending is supposed to be "Always keep your condoms in your wallet".
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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#33
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']1. This is copypasta.

2. the ending is supposed to be "Always keep your condoms in your wallet".
But then he wouldn't go out to the car, just pull it out of his pocket.

Oh wait, the wallet is in the car. I c wut u did thar.
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#35
Real or not, if it happened to me I would kick him in the balls and go inside and punch her in the head.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#37
Quote by nebiru
Real or not, if it happened to me I would kick him in the balls and go inside and punch her in the head.

Bull****, you'd be upstairs banging the sister like the rest of us
#38
I love this joke. Gets me every time

Quote by Kensai
Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

Quote by Rambo-Conny
Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#39
Quote by xC0ldBl00dx
Bull****, you'd be upstairs banging the sister like the rest of us


Rape FTW?
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#40
Quote by Dillona
But then he wouldn't go out to the car

Exactly, so then he could stay inside and screw the sister. Much better ending.
Quote by imdeth
This man deserves my +1

+1

Quote by denizenz
Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


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Last edited by [x]Huffy[x] at Apr 14, 2008,
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