#1
Post your best pickup lines!!!!!

(For picking up guys or girls!!!)

Ex. I think we should be like Nike and just do it!!!
#3
Is your dad a baker? Cuz those are the best buns I've ever seen.

Either that or...

Can I slut your face off?
#4
You must be tired, because you've been running through my search bar all night.
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#5
(When you're behind a chick masturbating on your bed) Looks like you could use a hand. Be sure to do a gun-hand motion with both hands for extra enticing....
#6
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You must be tired, because you've been running through my search bar all night.


#7
Yeah, but to get a girl on your bed you need a pickup line to start with.
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#9
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Yeah, but to get a girl on your bed you need a pickup line to start with.



Only if you're out of roofies.....
#11
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Only if you're out of roofies.....

Eh?

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LOL! Best damn reply I've seen all thread! You sir are a genius. I take my hat off to you.
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#14
tyhis is like the 5th pickup line thread in 2 days dude..
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#15
Are those space pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world.

So how about we go out tonight, you know, eat some chicken, have some sex, see what happens? (Anchorman)
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#16
Are you a slut? Because you are so hot for me right now.
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#17
This is like the 3rd chat-up lines thread in a week/2 weeks.

Sucks.
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#18
ask her if she can do you a favour and close her eyes for 5 secs, then just kiss her.

works for me at least 80% of the time

or "hey, look, im not saying this to try to impress you, but I'm batman"

or "don't think your gonna get away just cos your ugly"
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#19
or the dirty ones are:

"hey, i've got a pony in the boot"

"let me tuck your tshirt in for you"

godamn thats nasty
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#20
A snake bit my penis, will you suck out the poison?


Doesn't work, for these reasons:
1. Too cheesy
2. Too in your face
3. Not many venomous snakes in Inverness
4. Lol wut

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#25
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Tits out or I kill your Mum!!

Works like a charm!

lol.

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#27
That's what i thought?! This world is a totally messed man.

She... Claimed to be engaged, pointed at her fiancee, he was bigger than me (even if it was a complete LIE![although she did have an engagement ring]), and I ran. I ran. For shame.
#28
I hate it when they pull the whole "I'm engaged, and my Fiance will kick your little Butt" Gets me every time!
#31
"I'm a magical being, take off your bra."
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#33
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"hey, look, im not saying this to try to impress you, but I'm batman"


lol i said that to a girl first thing once. i'd never talked to her before that and we ended up dating for 3 months. i think i just got lucky she was one of those loose women my dad told me about when i was younger. lol

"i dont know how to say this but umm.. im kind of a big deal. people know me" lmao my favorite. who said it?

"can I drag my nuts across your face?" who said that?
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#35
hey


works everytime

are you a parking ticket? cause you got pig written all over you, fatty mc fatfat. go eat some more porky! thats right you run away! NO!!@!1!11one ROLL AWAY! AHAHAHA


works even better than my first one
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#37
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lol i said that to a girl first thing once. i'd never talked to her before that and we ended up dating for 3 months. i think i just got lucky she was one of those loose women my dad told me about when i was younger. lol

"i dont know how to say this but umm.. im kind of a big deal. people know me" lmao my favorite. who said it?

"can I drag my nuts across your face?" who said that?


anchorman

and

quagmire.


Drop a sugar packet next to said woman and say "Excuse me ma'am, you dropped your nametag."

or If you were a booger, id pick you first
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anchorman

and

quagmire.



hooray 10 points
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#39
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You look good enough to eat.

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im using that someday.
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#40
You look a lot like my girlfriend.
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