#1
they are impossible to eat...the crunchy ones, they just break apart as soon as you bite into them and everything falls out.

is there a proper way to eat them?
#3
One of lifes many mysteries. I just cram shit loads of beef in it and hope for the best.

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#4
Get extra tomatoes, and rub it in your face in a vigorous circular motion.

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5
Take bigger bites. Don't let the taco jerk you around. Let me tell you something about tacos, if you give them an inch, they'll take a mile. You just gotta get in there and say, 'GET IN MAH BELLEH!!"
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#6
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They do my head in...most Mexican food is amazing though like enchiladas and nachos
#8
Eat a real taco, real tacos aren't crunchy american ****. They are good old fashioned tortillas :P
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Eat a real taco, real tacos aren't crunchy american ****. They are good old fashioned tortillas :P
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As for the crunchy commercial ****, eat them in one bite, sideways.
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#11
real tacos use the soft corn tortilla. they stay together much better. if you want crunchy, just have a big plate o nachos. same ingredients and you get that crunch you want. good times....
#13
No. I'm the tacos master. I rule over all the tacos. I never let anything fall out, in fact, as I bite, it gets "resetted". My tacos can't die.


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#14
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One of lifes many mysteries. I just cram shit loads of beef in it and hope for the best.


That could sound so dodgy used in other contexts hahahaha
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#15
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Eat a real taco, real tacos aren't crunchy american ****. They are good old fashioned tortillas :P


i told my mum 'real' tacos were tortillas but she debated it, as did my brother. but i saw it on a food programme where they went to Mexico so i knew i was right
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Well, first you get her nice and wet...Wait a minute...

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#18
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That could sound so dodgy used in other contexts hahahaha

who said I was talking about Tacos?

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#20
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i told my mum 'real' tacos were tortillas but she debated it, as did my brother. but i saw it on a food programme where they went to Mexico so i knew i was right


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#21
That's what happens with crappy mexican architecture. When's the last time a hot dog crumbled away into pieces? I rest my case.
#22
Yeah, those crunchy bastards can be a bit of trouble.
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One of lifes many mysteries. I just cram shit loads of beef in it and hope for the best.

Now that's how a real man does it.
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That's what happens with crappy mexican architecture. When's the last time a hot dog crumbled away into pieces? I rest my case.


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#23
Turn it sideways at a slight angle and try to get the beef and lettuce part with one bite so nothing falls out. Crunchy taco eating is a difficult skill to master, but I'd say I'm almost there.
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