#1
Why Can’t You
G
D
A 0 1 1 2 1(bend down)
E 0 3 4

Bass Riff B(BRB): same as BRA but a string down

Verse 1: BRA(x4)
Now everybody’s all choked up since
Ellen can’t find her puppy
And now nobody seems to care
That 9/11 was a conspiracy
Verse 2: BRB(x4)
Now people are getting obsessed
With Britney’s latest meldown
And now nobody seems to care
That Bush is wearing a dictator crown
Chorus: E
Why can’t you
A
Care about torture and wiretapping
E
Why can’t you
A
Forget about Soulja Boy’s pointless rapping
E
Why can’t you
F
Take us
G
Out of
A
This hole
E
Any put all this on hold
Verse 3: BRA(x4) & palm muted guitar chords
E
Now everybody’s all excited
B
Cause New Kids are reuniting
E
And nobody really cares
B
That there’s double wars we’re fighting
Verse 4: BRB(x4) & pm guitar chords
B
Now people are getting obsessed
F
With who Brad Pitt is dating
B
And nobody seems to care
F
That our constitution is slowly fading
(guitar solo)
(chorus)
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#3
meet me on the pit. i'll start a thread
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#5
not yet i wrote it last night
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