#1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtHz10AbF5E&NR=1

i dunno if this is old or what, but my friend just linked it to me, it's pretty sweet. The bird does impressions!
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#3
You don't know if it's old???

It's Johnny Carson!!
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i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#4
Quote by element4433
You don't know if it's old???

It's Johnny Carson!!

haha, i meant if it'd been posted before... it probably has come to think of it...
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.