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#1
Like in the film Alive, would you eat human flesh, if so what body part would you go for? Personally as long as i had a condiment i would take any thigh or breast.
#3
um, can i cook it?

then i probably would.

of course if it came down to survival i might just eat it anyway. its hard to say without actually being in that situation.
#5
I would eat some for survival. I'de start with one leg, then the butt and then the other leg. Nothing else, i'de prefer to die
#7
i would eat the fat bit underneath the arm.
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#14
Cook up what can be used of the inner organs, like the heart and liver before they started to get gamey, I'd probably eat the eyes as well...depending on the situation. Then I'd cook up the legs and arms. The neck muscles would be next. I'd probably make jerky out of all the muscles that surround the stomach, ribs, and back. The rest would just become a stew.
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#20
If it was life or death I would, and also assuming the person was dead.
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#23
Brains! I hear they're high in protein. Jk, I just made that up, don't go spouting it off like its true.
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#24
Take to it like a cow, eat the rump! Heart and liver are full of tasty protein goodness! huzzah!
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#25
hmm. id like a tom brady arm with some soy sauce.

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#26
To survive, yes I would eat human flesh. I would take the parts where most meat is so thighs and breast, even liver and heart and kidneys.
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#27
Funnily enough, just last night I had a dream where I was with native south americans who eat their dead relatives in rituals, and I was dancing around a bonfire with them on a beach and took part in a ritualistic murder and consumption of human flesh. After we were done we threw the carcasses, which looked like cattle parts into the holes in the ground and put out the bonfire. And then I remember being scared cause I thought my grandpa was next.
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#28
Brain.
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#29
idk bout you guys but i'm more a fan of necrophilia than cannibalism....

i'd like me a nice, dead Jessica Alba *Licks lips*
#30
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idk bout you guys but i'm more a fan of necrophilia than cannibalism....

i'd like me a nice, dead Jessica Alba *Licks lips*



thats a good thread...if you committed necrophilia and cannaballism..would you eat body parts then continue to fornicate what was left or would you just shag the hell out of it then eat it (bear in mind you are eating your own semen).
#31
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Cook up what can be used of the inner organs, like the heart and liver before they started to get gamey, I'd probably eat the eyes as well...depending on the situation. Then I'd cook up the legs and arms. The neck muscles would be next. I'd probably make jerky out of all the muscles that surround the stomach, ribs, and back. The rest would just become a stew.

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#32
Depends...can I cook them? And who is it? Like...some random person: Yes. Someone close: No. Rosie O'Donell....**** no
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#33
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Depends...can I cook them? And who is it? Like...some random person: Yes. Someone close: No. Rosie O'Donell....**** no


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#34
I actually met Nando Parrado who was a survivor of the plane crash that alive is about. He gave a speech about his experience and signed copies of his book. He seemed well adjusted after eating somebody's flesh, so i think i would.
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#35
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I'd eat human flesh. Meat is meat. Mad cow is for cows. I'd go for the leg, arm or eyeballs.
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#37
i would do whatever it takes to survive. however, i wouldn't kill a person just to eat them.


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#38
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#39
Wow, I had a conversation about this last year that lasted for a few hours with some people. I would do it if it were about survival. If offered to me for a taste, maybe. I imagine it tasting like fried bologna.
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#40
probably an arm
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