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Sometimes, I like to create a Bosmer character identical in face and hairstyle to him. Then, in the dead of night, pick his lock and enter his house, completely naked.

I murder him. I take his clothes, and dispose of his corpse.

The rest of the game is spent not taking quests, but travelling around Seyda Neen, simply being him. I sleep in his bed. I eat his food. I walk in the same aimless pattern he did.

And I talk to his best friend, Arille. Though we maintain an air of friendly chatter, I can see the uneasiness in his eyes. All the villagers. They know. They're watching me.

I've passed 100+ game days doing this.

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Quote by The Spoon
Unless you're sure she likes you, telling her you like her has a 110% chance of failing.

But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
you are possibly the coolest person ever.

I used to be in the fargoth fan club but then I deleted it from my sig cause it got annoying. :/
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...

...You're still disappointing them...
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*points to sig*

sorry man. I let you down.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...

...You're still disappointing them...
awesome.... i'm oddly proud of you
Ibanez RG 550 (1989, MIJ)
--Peavey 5150--
Custom DIY 2x12
Peavey Bandit II
Ibanez AD 220 Analog Rack Delay
MXR Flanger (not the reissue)
MXR 10 Band EQ
Boss NS-2
Dunlop 95q Wah (broken)
Heavily Modded Strat
I always hated Fargoth. Good ridance!
Proud Owner of a Fender Jazz 24 V

Private Simmons of the Red vs. Blue club. PM Fret13 to join.

Things to come:
Carvin or Trace-elliot rig
EBS Valvedrive (Newest edition )

Or at least the TS is.
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You're just another brick in the wall
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Dude that's should buy oblivion.

Why? Morrowind is better
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
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you use gamespot?


Yeahh, that's more believable than I thought this was funny but don't want my boyfriend to find out my UG name and stalk me so googled it... >.>
hah FTW
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what sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
i dunno, i was to busy masturba ting.

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EVH. I saw him in concert. And his brother was seriously the worst bass player I've ever seen.

Quote by operation ktulu
if my guitar had a pussy, i would never leave my room
ive got elder scrolls oblivion
its ****in awesome
ands whats even better is that i've heard its nothing compared to morrowind
may try it out ....................if its out on xbox 360 my computer cant run ****
Quote by Zander155
A picture of a rather large pear with a mouth is in order.

you should ask the mods for a pear permit!

Thats ****ing awesome
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
i dont get it

*shrugs shoulders*

nevermind... i got it... took me a minute,

very nice
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So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
Last edited by mikko_9119 at Apr 17, 2008,
i laughed pretty hard at the opening post......just because his plan was so well drawn out and the "they know" part.
I just had to bump this, it's too epic not to.
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For a 10'er you certainly have found a good avatar.
I've never played Morrowind, but this was still funny as hell
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