Poll: If you could have sex with a living copy of yourself, would you
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Hell yeah, I'm hot
115 32%
No that would be gay
247 68%
Voters: 362.
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#1
Ok... this is completely hypothetical. This is inspired by that other guys thread about the life sized doll.

If you had the ability to create an exact walking talking replica of yourself, and had the ability to make him/her disappear whenever you pleased, would you have sex with him/her?

Basically would you have sex with yourself? (not masturbation!!)
#2
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#3
Quote by Vagabond21
Ok... this is completely hypothetical. This is inspired by that other guys thread about the life sized doll.

If you had the ability to create an exact walking talking replica of yourself, and had the ability to make him/her disappear whenever you pleased, would you have sex with him/her?

Basically would you have sex with yourself? (not masturbation!!)


No. I'm not that narcissistic, and I don't like my own person that much
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#4
no, because even though it is myself, i still dont like penis in and around my mouth, anus, or other body part.
#5
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No. I'm not that narcissistic, and I don't like my own person that much


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#7
Yes. Definitely.
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No. I'm not that narcissistic, and I don't like my own person that much

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#10
I would say most girls would.

most guys wouldn't.
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#11
so in other words enjoy having your own penis up your ass......?¿!!??!??¿
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#12
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I would say most girls would.

most guys wouldn't.

you sexist clod.
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so in other words enjoy having your own penis up your ass......?¿!!??!??¿


Doesn't have to be anal I guess??? HJ and BJ??

Its hypothetical
#18
I'd be too busy coming to grips with a living copy of myself to think about having sex with him. But no, I probably wouldn't.
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#19
Maybe a little. Because it would be passionate and I would make very sweet love to myself, or rough depending on how I wanted it at the time.
#20
God we have really got to find something better to do..
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#21
The best part is, you wouldn't have to clean up the spooge.

Just deposit it in an oraface and make him/her vanish. Poof no more stained socks,towels, messy tp etc
#22
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#23
No, because one of the me's would have to take it up the butt.
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#24
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No, because one of the me's would have to take it up the butt.


But you dont feel it, the other you does.
#25
Dude....


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#26
No, as narcissistic as I am, I don't think I would. 2 reasons

1. I'm pretty out of shape and I have a policy of not screwing fatties.

2. I'm kind of afraid that getting blown by myself would make the universe explode. That would be bad news.
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#27
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No. I'm not that narcissistic, and I don't like my own person that much


Pretty much sums it up right there for me too.
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#31
If the clone of me was female, yes.
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#32
sure, why not.
however, i refuse to bend over and take it from myself.
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#36
Eh... I'm a traditionalist... I'd have to take myself out to dinner and movie before the actual sex.
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#37
wow this is the pit.....
um no i wouldnt because its stupid I don't like dudes and I would rather do a chick then myself
#38
well if my other self had a vagina instead of a penis then yes of course i would fvck myself
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#40
it's not gay its masturbation
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