#1
OK, so I had this guitar with a Floyd Rose trem. I had bought it because I play a lot of metal, and I wanted to be able to do dive bombs, etc. But it wouldn't bend back, so I couldn't make it do squeals (I don't know the correct term). So I take it to a local music store to see if there was a way to fix it.

The lady there is a total bitch. She treated me and my mom like we were stupid. She told me that it wouldn't bend back because there wasn't room. So to fix this, she said, I had to get a Dremel tool and cut out a cavity so it has room to bend back.

The way she put it, it made sense at the time. She certainly was sure of herself. So I go home and carve an appropriately sized hole.

Then it occurs to me that the way it is attached to the guitar, there is no way, even with the space, it can bend back.

I was really pissed, and felt really dumb.

Anyone else have similar experiences?

Sorry for all that, I needed to get it off my chest.

EDIT: No, I was not ****ed by the guitar.
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#4
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So you put your penis in the new cavity ?


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I tell them that I'm happy with my current church, the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Then I ask them if they would like to be touched by his noodly appendage.


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YES.
Like a russian doll, with balls.



I love The Pit.
#6
that's what she said
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#7
i hope whoever ****ed you used protection.

no, I didn't read the wall of text
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#8
I had a guy telling me at the GC I frequent that If I want to play some heavy riffs I should (quote)

"Pick up a Spider and a Razorback with some Ernie Ball Slinky strings. It's brutal"

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#9
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So you put your penis in the new cavity ?

He should be fine as long as he lubes up.
#11
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Thats horrible, is it repairable


I don't know, but we took it to another store and they said they would have someone look at it.
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I tell them that I'm happy with my current church, the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Then I ask them if they would like to be touched by his noodly appendage.


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YES.
Like a russian doll, with balls.



I love The Pit.
#12
go back to that store, and carve a hole in that womans face.
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#13
Penis splinters ftl.
mmmmmmhmmm

That's exactly what I've been trying to say.

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#14
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I had a guy telling me at the GC I frequent that If I want to play some heavy riffs I should (quote)

"Pick up a Spider and a Razorback with some Ernie Ball Slinky strings. It's brutal"

I now shop online at musiciansfriend.com.


What's wrong with Slinkies?
#15
They're good strings but none of the items mentioned above make you 'brutal'. That guy at GuitarCenter was full of crap.

I like my Spider II, but that's because the 2nd generation was made to emulate early 2000's metal tones. I have better strings on my guitar, and pickups that... aren't the ones in a Razorback. lol

Razorback is a waste of money, and I hate pointy guitars. They look cool sometimes, but they're not practical to use for shows, studio AND private playing. Double cut bodies ftw.
mmmmmmhmmm

That's exactly what I've been trying to say.

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Last edited by HardAttack at Apr 15, 2008,
#16
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So I got f*cked...
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The lady there is a total bitch.
So there was a strap-on involved? Did she lube you first?
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#17
I hate you, SYK.


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I tell them that I'm happy with my current church, the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Then I ask them if they would like to be touched by his noodly appendage.


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YES.
Like a russian doll, with balls.



I love The Pit.
#18
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I hate you, SYK.


:P


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#20
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What's wrong with Slinkies?

well in my experience the people at GC think that slinkys are the ONLY strings metalheads should play on. i play d'addarios and theyre always like naw man you need to try these slinkys they are so good for metal, and im all like just give me my damn strins
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
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go back to that store, and carve a hole in that womans face.

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