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You run into a bigtop

with a knife in your hands

you look up at the trapeze

and you see a man

he jumps down to talk

and you shake his hand

"pleased to meet you, the name is mr jones"


well the traffic lights are blue and the sky is red

you woke up this morning and found yourself dead.

you scream why why and you bump your head

and then you realize your just a dream


You come to and then you hear your name

" allboard to heaven " you hear the voice proclaim

you ask the conductor "Where is my train"

you run and run but you can't get any whered

and soon you know your off to hell


you go onboard and you talk to sheikh

he asks you "dear boy why do you shriek

and you see the sultan has grown a beak

and then you realize your here all alone