Who the hell writes these things?

Edit: It was one of the ads under the UG.com banner
Quote by buddha
isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

Last edited by shakin'cakes at Apr 15, 2008,
Its a trap!!
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.