#1
read the full post,dont just hold your mouse over the title :P


any time im kissin a girl i always get a boner.we wouldnt even be groping or anything like that but even if its only a short kiss he just stands to attention straight away and im left tryin to hide a boner when my girlfriend walks away.is this normal or am i just really randy?
#4
You're just a virgin. Get your peepee wet and it will help.
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#8
Uh, oh, she's probably pregnant now.
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#11
put er to use son !

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#14
haha that **** happens to me, not quite as easily as it happens for the TS, but I don't see how its a bad thing.
#15
Don't worry, eventually your **** will get bored and find other interests.

In the meantime just shove your boner under the waistline of your underwear, that should keep em contained and unnoticed.
#16
In the meantime just shove your boner under the waistline of your underwear, that should keep em contained and unnoticed.


this is indeed the most effective method of hiding boners.iv searched long and hard(hahaha) for th solution and this is the closest iv gotten
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Don't worry, eventually your **** will get bored and find other interests.

In the meantime just shove your boner under the waistline of your underwear, that should keep em contained and unnoticed.


I've tried that and it FAILED.

My penis just kept rubbing her chin.
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#18
Don't be embarrassed about it. It's not a problem until you make it one!
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o wow.... u do have a prolem...
#22
I'm usually too drunk to get a hard-on while making out.

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Maybe you should start? Do it everyday, you don't want to get caught off-guard.

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#25
^he speaks the truth
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#26
Wear tight boxers and think of something slightly unarousing while kissing.
I mean, enjoy the kissing, but keep your mind on something like Grannies Lapdancing or your parents in the bath togather shaving their legs/chest/armpits/pubic regions.


Works for me.
It's either that or do a Red Dwarf and inject morphine into your penis.
#27
strap that bitch down with some masking tape..thatll keep er' quiet!


oh waat,... are we talkin bout your boner here??!?!?!?
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#28
damn your clever way of tricking me into reading another sex related thread.

DAMN YOUUUUUU


...and yes, you have a problem. your too horny. like, super horny. like, holy crap I didn't know they made people that horny.

when you kiss a girl, its not that big a deal. no need to pop a stiffy. think of baseball when you kiss her, nothin' sexy about that at all.

*waits for someone contradict last statement*
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#29
Im sure nothing is wrong with you dude. If anything it shows your a man.
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Im sure nothing is wrong with you dude. If anything it shows your a man.

uhh.. I think ANYONE can get a boner..
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