Now I have to write a 3 page report on why alcohol is bad for the court but I really dont want to do it. It was due about a week ago, so does anybody on here want to do it for fun and email it to me?
..writing a report sounds a lot better than getting fined. just spend an hour and write it man.
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

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