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#1
No, not a strip joint, a traditional gentleman's establishment. It will have a grandiose fine wood interior with a big globe, a bar with fine wines, a big fireplace, and a large collection of rare cigars and pipes.

Members will have full access at all times of the day to come in and socialize, mainly by sitting on fine leather furniture obtained during some off hand adventure, smoking pipes, and sampling the large and sophisticated library of old old books.

Members will also go on expeditions, like to Africa to hunt elephants or to find a member's lost family member-thought-dead lol. Wouldn't it be great? I guess there aren't many people that would appreciate that kind of thing these days, but I know I would. It'd be cool to have a place to go to just chill and talk about common interests or have philosophical discussions about current events at any point of the day, and make bets and play poker or what-have-you.
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#5
That would be freaking awesome.
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#6
where do i sign...ive been wanting to be a gentleman for ages...ive got the pipe, and the extremely sexy suit...just need somewhere to get away from the wife, while providing a nice sounding excuse to discuss the finer points of all the other women around me...
#7
I agree. the stripclub would be better
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#8
I'd join you in your endeavors.
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#9
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I think the strip joint is a better idea.

only if you get to screw them
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#11
it should be all that AND the strip joint! who's with me?
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#12
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sampling the large and sophisticated library of old old books.

i wasn't aware that books were things that can be sampled
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#14
To be honest, it sounds boring.
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#16
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i wasn't aware that books were things that can be sampled


You pick it up, open it, and read a chapter that may interest you, or simply start reading it and see how far you get. You get better at it when you're a gentleman. Besides, I was mainly referring to the library. You can sample the library, as in read a book from it, which is part OF it.

Anyways, lets start a UG Gentleman's Club! I'm the founder, so I say it will be built in downtown Brooksville, Florida. If you want to be a member, make a $30,000 contribution and the construction of the house will begin!!

*waits for money*
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#17
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To be honest, it sounds boring.
TITS OR GTFO.


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#18
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You pick it up, open it, and read a chapter that may interest you, or simply start reading it and see how far you get. You get better at it when you're a gentleman. Besides, I was mainly referring to the library. You can sample the library, as in read a book from it, which is part OF it.

Anyways, lets start a UG Gentleman's Club! I'm the founder, so I say it will be built in downtown Brooksville, Florida. If you want to be a member, make a $30,000 contribution and the construction of the house will begin!!

*waits for money*

i figured thats what you meant, but the fact it said like "sample our books" made me laugh
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#19
sounds like a bunch of guys who get together and have sex with young boys in other countries
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#20
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sounds like a bunch of guys who get together and have sex with young boys in other countries

i was waiting for someone to say that lol
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#21
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sounds like a bunch of guys who get together and have sex with young boys in other countries


Like the Adventure Club?

Oh wait, SUPER Adventure Club. Right.
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#23
Well you could make a group on here, which would be just like the Coalition of Intelligent Pit-Goers. You could call it The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Emphasis on "Extra."
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#26
Being married to a woman should be a necessary qualification for joining.
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No, not a strip joint, a traditional gentleman's establishment. It will have a grandiose fine wood interior with a big globe, a bar with fine wines, a big fireplace, and a large collection of rare cigars and pipes.

Members will have full access at all times of the day to come in and socialize, mainly by sitting on fine leather furniture obtained during some off hand adventure, smoking pipes, and sampling the large and sophisticated library of old old books.

Members will also go on expeditions, like to Africa to hunt elephants or to find a member's lost family member-thought-dead lol. Wouldn't it be great? I guess there aren't many people that would appreciate that kind of thing these days, but I know I would. It'd be cool to have a place to go to just chill and talk about common interests or have philosophical discussions about current events at any point of the day, and make bets and play poker or what-have-you.


........will there be strippers?


Haha couldnt help it =], anyway yea thad be cool, if i was old enough :/
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#28
Go to the my groups section at your profile's main page and create a group.
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#29
I would join instantly.
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#30
I'm in, but isn't this what the Habbo room is for? We are the UG Lords
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#31
if in addition to fine wines you will have whiskey, then count me in.

or rum...preferably both rum and whiskey
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#32
that'd be expensive to start up, like buying all the old books and leather furniture..

underground stripclub underneath the premises for the extra cashola?
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#33
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I would join and tell a good story about a bridge.



I hope that was a reference to the Family Guy episode....


This club sounds amazing. Count me in for membership when it gets built.
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#34
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I would join and tell a good story about a bridge.

, I was watching that episode earlier
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#36
awesome idea, i'd think of something better to name it. Because gentleman's club still sounds like a joint of the highway we're i can see naked chicks regardless of whether they have c-section scars or not.

EDit: ^^and invitation only. Nothing's classier than that.
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#37
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What should be some requirements for the UG group?

Must be an 06er or before

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#38
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No, not a strip joint...


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#40
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i'd love to join.

And i meet all of ralbert's criteria

So do I
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