#1
Recently, I was asked by my friend's seven-year-old cousin if John Mayer, the guitarist, was related to Oscar Mayer, as in the hot dog brand, while we were jamming.

How the hell was I supposed to answer this question without making the kid feel really stupid?

By the way, I told him that he was, and Captain Crunch was his third cousin twice removed.

Serious answers please, or at least better sarcastic ones.
#2
You should've said "I dunno, howcome your face is related to ugliness?"
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#3
You shouldn't have lied to him. Telling him "no" doesn't make him stupid.
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#4
Well it's not that bad that the kid didn't know, he's just a kid and your response was acceptable you didn't say 'You're a worthless ****ing retard' or something like that.
#5
To be fair, that guy must be pretty ****ing stupid.

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#8
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indeed. ...what the hell?


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#10
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Why is it bothering you so much that you have to post here about it?

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UGers post a new thread for every little insignificant detail. For example: "omg, a bird just flew by window! it was blueee."
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#11
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UGers post a new thread for every little insignificant detail. For example: "omg, a bird just flew by window! it was blueee."


I just thought you guys wanted to know that...
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#14
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I just thought you guys wanted to know that...


Only insignificant details from you are important, Kensai. Only from you.
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#15
Um. You should have just said no...?

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#16
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You should've said "I dunno, howcome your face is related to ugliness?"


Kensai, you can't spell ugly without UG.
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bro u are definately gay


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