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Seriously? Why is it when I am sitting in school and I let out a wet one, people laugh and make loud noises like EUUUGH!?

Everyone farts. You don't see people doing that when other people cough, or sneeze. I think it should be a punishable offense if you are grossed out when someone lets loose a juicy beef. I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
#2
Why is sex taboo when it's completely natural?

Why do we have to wear clothes when half of us have the same bodies?

It's ingrained in our society's brains, not much we can do about it.
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Quote by metalcore123
I think it should be a punishable offense if you are grossed out when someone lets loose a juicy beef....



I was with you up until this point. Just because farts are natural doesn't mean they aren't vomit inducing. ****ting is natural but are you going to pinch one out in class?

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#13
Farts are natural.
Who gives a **** if they smell???

I rekon a farting bi-annual farting competion should be held in every nation
#14
They are so much more despised then burping though, and those belches smell like pure **it are horrible. Much worse then beef.
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Quote by LinkManDX
Why is sex taboo when it's completely natural?

I've always wondered that... considering it's the most natural urge that people have

for the fart thing it's probably cause they smell bad
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[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']Ever thought that when you smell a fart, it's actually shit molecules flowing into your system trough your nose?

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#19
i fart in school all the time, i just try to do it to where noone will smell it, or noone i care about will smell it. its hilarious doing it in the hallway then looking behind me and people are all like ughhh
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#20
Quote by restless_thrash
Vapourized poo, as has been mentioned. But im sure that the kids who tabooed it didn't know. I'd say just because its a loud noise that can often disturb peoples daily activities.


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i forget what movie it was from, but jack black was in it, and it was this stuff that made poop vaporize
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#21
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i forget what movie it was from, but jack black was in it, and it was this stuff that made poop vaporize



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^^yes that was a great movie
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#25
Quote by restless_thrash
Vapourized poo, as has been mentioned. But im sure that the kids who tabooed it didn't know. I'd say just because its a loud noise that can often disturb peoples daily activities.

It is not dry poop or vaporized anything. It is gas that has traveled through your digestive system. A burp is the only equivalent thing I can think of.
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#26
Quote by metalcore123
Seriously? Why is it when I am sitting in school and I let out a wet one, people laugh and make loud noises like EUUUGH!?

Everyone farts. You don't see people doing that when other people cough, or sneeze. I think it should be a punishable offense if you are grossed out when someone lets loose a juicy beef. I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!

You have a very colorful vocabulary...


Is it just me or does it smell in here?
#27
ok i had to take this random clear stuff for a ulcer test right, well 2 hours later i farted smelled like starburst. i have proof my friend was there
#28
when me and my friends play monopoly, we have a rule that if you fart in public its a 500dollar penalty
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#29
Quote by LinkManDX
Why is sex taboo when it's completely natural?

Why do we have to wear clothes when half of us have the same bodies?

It's ingrained in our society's brains, not much we can do about it.


Well, sex isn't all that taboo anymore. You have 12 year olds running around half naked, grinding on each other and whatnot.

Same goes for nudity.
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#31
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I'm bringing farts back!


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#32
Quote by LinkManDX
Why is sex taboo when it's completely natural?

Why do we have to wear clothes when half of us have the same bodies?

It's ingrained in our society's brains, not much we can do about it.



+1
#33
It's just the smell dude. The fact that the air that we are breathing is tainted with the scent of death which has emanated forth from your anus.

But really, a friend of mine let loose an SBD while I was eating my lunch, and it single-handedly made me lose my appetite.
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#36
Farting is unacceptable in public, well because it smells bad and no one wants to hear trumpets constantly. If you do fart in public though, I suggest you do it in the freshman hall at your highschool. Stupid freshmen
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Quote by metalcore123
Seriously? Why is it when I am sitting in school and I let out a wet one, people laugh and make loud noises like EUUUGH!?

Everyone farts. You don't see people doing that when other people cough, or sneeze. I think it should be a punishable offense if you are grossed out when someone lets loose a juicy beef. I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!

Because its basically the gas form of feces You don't want that bimbo taking a dump taking out a fan and sending that stench your way do you?
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#39
I reckon it possible stems from times when they thought bad smells were the cause of sickness. Also, generally any bodily output is considered uncouth, other than breath by way of speaking but even then it's a bit iffy. I'm probably completely wrong. Taboo against farting doesn't bother me much; I don't particularly enjoy breathing fart odour of others.
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Quote by cj10schmelzer
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i forget what movie it was from, but jack black was in it, and it was this stuff that made poop vaporize

green with envy great movie!
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