#1
my friend has a problem. demonic problem. he thinks two demons are haunting him. at first i thought it was **** until it attacked his girlfriend and i saw the mark. still bull**** right? well again i was wrong. i was alone and walking into his room and pens flew at me at ****in lightning speed. no one was around. now demons have been attacking him and appearing and now today it attacked him again and his parents even have seen it. so i think i believe him but im a little worried. if it is true....do u guys think its serious???
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i was alone and walking into his room and pens flew at me at ****in lightning speed.

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#5
that mark isn't a demon mark, it's herpes. get him to a doctor, and ask for a psychiatric evaluation while you're there!
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#8
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#9
two? Why not three?

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#10
It's a poltergeist.


Or you typo'd and was supposed to type "and his penis flew at me at ****ing lightning speed"
#12
lolwut?

thats sum crazy **** right thar..


edit: my friend and her friend were into the demonic studying and saw demons in their sleep

supposably real ****
Last edited by oh noes!! at Apr 15, 2008,
#14
its the chloroform....allll in your head
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#19
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lolwut?

thats sum crazy **** right thar..


edit: my friend and her friend were into the demonic studying and saw demons in their sleep

supposably real ****



you mean...they DREAMT about what they had probably spent all day thinking about?

wow, demonic possession for sure.
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#20
there is no stronger drug than reality
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#22
Your friend simply turned into Majin-(friends name).
He's playing tricks on you with his Majin powers
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