#5
wow. it's not jessica simpson though
Keep the change, pimps don't jangle
#9
wow. that's all i have to say
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#10
Usualy when you say "rofl", you're only using a metaphor. But this time I realy kissed my floor...
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Awesome post, dude.

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#11
yd u bring this back?

die thread, DIE!!
*pummels thread into a wall while stabbing it in the face profusely*
#12
Jessica Simpson is hot....Her being half as smart as normal girls means that she is twice as likely to perform felatio on me.
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#15
She's famous, she doesn't need to be smart lol.

And honestly, I don't care what she's singing to. She is HAWT.

EDIT: Oh, its not Simpson? My monitor is dark, I couldn't even see her face. Are you sure?
We're only strays.
#16
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Oh man thats amazing, you win midi pure. I don't care whether it's a competition or not


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could have been 3 's but there wasn't nearly enough exclamation marks to emphasize the anger/disbelief

oh yeah
#20
I refuse to click that until bare breasts are confirmed.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#21
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yd u bring this back?

die thread, DIE!!
*pummels thread into a wall while stabbing it in the face profusely*




The thread's barely been alive for 15 hours.
#22
lulz i thought she wer gonna suck first but then I saw too it was wrong side of mic xd
#24
That microphone has a good taste in women.
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