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#1
In one day, how many times have you masturbated?

My record's 8, I was new to it and I wanted to see how much was TOO much.
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Listen to this man. His 2 ideas in five minutes have shat all over your serious ideas.
#3
2 lol tomorrow i'm going to break that record because everyone elses is like 10

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#4
3 and a half.
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0.5

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#9
Quote by venom0014
did it hurt?


it was puffy and sore the next day...so to answer your question, yes.
Quote by ShaunDiel
Listen to this man. His 2 ideas in five minutes have shat all over your serious ideas.
#13
im on a mission to break your record tonight before midnight (seattle time)
Turn on, Tune in, Drop out.

-Timothy Leary
#16
Quote by //ANDREW\\
10


big mistake......


lol



i know what you mean....

it took me like 6 hours to do too

i remember all I did was like masturbate and watch a Scrubs marathon on public television.
Quote by ShaunDiel
Listen to this man. His 2 ideas in five minutes have shat all over your serious ideas.
#17
3

Is it just me or does everyone else's penis start to really hurt whenever you get a stiffy after the second time? I think something ight be wrong with mine
#19
3, that was too much for me. Honestly, once you start doing it every day it the orgasms start to get vury average. Unless you have a kickass porn supply.
#20
If i do it any more than like 4, my johnson aches when i got to bed
Why I Love Spanish Women

I'm hoping by "crack" you mean cleavage unless you have some kind of bizarre ass-chest.


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Dude, relax. Don't be so rape about things.
#22
3 or 4. my friend told me and my friends he did 8 and we were laughing so hard. but secretly in my mind i was like wtf, how is that possible. so i tried, but i got as far as 4 i think. a few times when i was aloen and soo bored, i did like 3. sometimes when im watching a long porn video it's 2. but on a regular day basis, it's usually one that puts me right to sleep.
#24
I think that I'm gonna stop crankin' it for a while and just see if I enjoy masturbating more...like I used to when I was innocent and had just accepted my penis as a good friend.
Quote by ShaunDiel
Listen to this man. His 2 ideas in five minutes have shat all over your serious ideas.
#25
20. I started to bleed.


jk.

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#26
Quote by RandyVanhalen13
im on a mission to break your record tonight before midnight (seattle time)

one down 9 to go
Turn on, Tune in, Drop out.

-Timothy Leary
#27
Quote by RandyVanhalen13
one down 9 to go

*Starts chanting* FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#29
probably 3
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#32
2...
Quote by drunkinkoala
Yes, I would masturbate a horse.

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So there you have it kids, You're not eating easter eggs, you're eating the parastic-like insides of rabbits. Happy Easter, I've got a corpse to rape!
#34
Quote by iceman95
i know what you mean....

it took me like 6 hours to do too

i remember all I did was like masturbate and watch a Scrubs marathon on public television.

...that sounds like the perfect day




My mind is going. I can feel it.
#35
Quote by RandyVanhalen13
im on a mission to break your record tonight before midnight (seattle time)

Pics or it didn't happen
#37
Goddamn.

I do it like twice a week.
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Me too man, I cant remember ever actually laughing out loud for ages due to the internet, omegasus is just....hes just awesome


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#38
Quote by zombie_monster
3

Is it just me or does everyone else's penis start to really hurt whenever you get a stiffy after the second time? I think something ight be wrong with mine


yeah, happens to me. Probably has something to do with bad blood flow.
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
#39
4.
SCALD
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That, or being absolutely broke - though you always find money for cigarettes, then end up even more broke.

so true ^.
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what in the name of satanus is a bass?

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