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#3
chocolate truffles. so simple and she will suck you off then and there for it.
about 200 grams of chocolate per 100ml of cream. just gently melt and mix. once you refridgerate your suck for orgasm!
#4
Spaghetti bolognese, but don't put oregano in the sauce or you'll be stuck with little bits of herb on your teeth, sexy.
#5
id recommend lots of snack food like quacemole, popcorn etc. for quacemole just mush some avocado with cooked bacon, some grilled capsicum from a jar, bacon and sour cream.
and when making popcorn pop it in garlic oil, then add a taplespoon of butter, chicken salt and regular salt.
#8
Fry her up some roofies.


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#9
Pasta..... It's really not that hard just add the sauce and either meatballs or salami/pepperoni
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#10
lasagna, its delicious, and explicit directions on the outside of every carton of noodles.
#11
I make my girlfriend a chicken alfredo pizza.. i came up with the recipie but its easy as hell

take a pizza crust
put alfredo sauce on it
put precooked chicken on it
put cheese on it (white cheeses work best)
cook it in the oven

all of this stuff i bought in the store, so theres not much cookin involved
#12
fajitas are very simple and tasty.
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#13
Cook chicken, seriously. It is so unbelievably dificult to screw up cooking chicken.
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#14
just make sandwiches.
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#15
i usually do halloumi cheese cut into 1cm thick slices and then coated in flour and a bit of white-pepper, then you just fry it in oliveoil. serve it with toasted pita-bread and capers (not the capeflower, get the smaller ones) and a bit of runny-honey

then chicken parmesan with carrots and rice.

all very easy and hard to **** up.

failing just get a piece of salmon, wrap it in aluminiumfoil with a bit of white wine and a drizzle of olive-oil. just stick it in the oven for 20 mins at about 200 degrees centigrade.

good luck dude,
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#17
Cook for a woman?

Try schnitzel and some other stuff I don't know in english. Yeah.
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#18
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Roast chicken, meal for quite a few. Scraps for sandwhiches for days and you can make stock for lovely chicken soup.

Roast Chicken is a good bet.
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#20
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I don't know what kind of tramps you cook for but here we rely more on personality and chemistry than kitchen skills.
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#21
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#22
pasta and chicken. take the pasta(i would use spaghetti) and cook it. if you manage to mess that up then gtfo. then take like 4 chicken breasts and pound them with a tenderizer. a big spoon will work if you dont have one. then seperate these ingerients into 3 different containers. 1.) 4 eggs 2.) flour 3.) breadcrumbs. now go in that order and coat the chicken in each one. replace the flour and breadcrumbs as needed. then fry the chicken on a low setting and wait till its golden brown. cook up some nice pasta sauce and BAM! you got a working mans chicken parm. o yea parm lol. go get some KRAFT parm cheese and sprinkle it over the warm chicken. i love being italian.
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#27
You stop cooking, and you make babies.
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#29
all sorts of things. i cook quite a lot.

last night, i cooked up some potato and shredded cabbage, mixed it with some apple and diced celery and mayonnaise, then served it as a bed for sliced chicken. it was very tasty, very quick, and very cheap. i would recommend.

risotto is a good bet. its fairly easy to do as long as you know the basics (fry the rice for plenty of time and use plenty of olive oil, add wine first and add liquid slowly, stir constantly), but people seem very often to be very impressed with it, which is always good. furthermore, because it is easy to vary what ingredients you put in the risotto, you can be all 'oh, i just rustled it up with a few vegetables i had in' which makes you look all the more skillful. or something.

also, a good one which doesn't take too much effort is to get some chicken breast fillets, cut incisions in them and stuff with garlic + herb cream cheese and cook in the oven. whilst its cooking you can just leave it, which is nice. serve it with a salad or something, grab some lettuce, some tomato, maybe a little avocado, make a dressing of three desertspoons of olive oil, one of vinegar, a little mustard, a touch of honey and some salt and pepper and drizzle it over the salad (don't do this part until just before you serve the chicken). jobs a good 'un. easy and tasty.
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#30
Breakfast in bed.
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#32
I make my wife things like ribeye steaks with sauteed mushrooms in a red wine reduction with roasted garlic mashed potatoes, or fettuccini in a vodka and cream sauce. I also like to make shepherd's pie or bleu cheese-stuffed steak. As long as she's not a freak (read: vegetarian or vegan), chicks often dig it when you make good regional comfort food.
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#33
Cream Pie.

Heh heh.
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#36
Alright, I don't know if this has been said already, but ask her what her favorite type of food is. Then go from there.

for example, Italian? Mexican? There are so many types of foods to make, you have to narrow the possibilities down.
#37
Ramen Noodles

it can be a feast for 99 cents
get some chicken, fish, beef, and pork flavors and mix some real meat with them (KFC meat obv)
you'll look richer than you really are
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#38
Yeah, in that case you'll have stepped up from hobo to hermit.
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#39
baked ziti is easy ass italian food... it's nearly impossible to mess up. just find some directions and go for it.
#40
Big Sausage Pizza???? just had to suggest it.
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