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Alright. So here is how the story goes. There is this Asian Chinese girl in my class with the HUGEST-EST boobies ever. So, naturally all the guys are drooling over her. And two of my buddies are after her. Pretty entertaining to watch you say? Yes indeed. But, she's just playing the both of them by getting their hopes up and flirting with them. She has a boyfriend already by the way. Its not that I want to care but its just pissing me off a lot that i have to listen to both my budds whine to me about her day after day after day and arguing among themselves. It's pathetic really how my friends can be charmed by this vile temptress. So, tomorrow i shall be confronting her. I want her to choose one guy and piss off.
So dear pit dwellers, what shall i tell her? I plan to be nasty and/or offensive so, go right ahead.

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Alright. So here is how the story goes. There is this Asian Chinese girl in my class with the HUGEST-EST boobies ever.


#4
"Choose one guy and piss off". Be blunt.
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#5
What you really expect us to say? We know shit all about the situation apart from what you told us you were going to say. Do you want a medal? Just tell the bitch to stop fucking around.
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#10
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Asian Chinese

Well Chinese does usually imply being Asian....
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#15
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Well Chinese does usually imply being Asian....



hahahah i don't know why i laughed at that.. but i did

just tell her to stop being a tease..

then plough her like the autumn harvest haha
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#16
unless you live in england, where asian means like indian or something... and chinese means chinese. and yeah, tell her bluntly.
#17
sounds like you're just being an arsehole, to be honest. leave the poor girl alone, it's not her fault your friends are horny little bastards. she's probably just being friendly, not flirting, guys are too stupid to tell the difference.

and it sounds like you're jealous that she's not paying any attention to you.

so just leave her alone.
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#18
Step 1: Tell her to stop toying with your friends and choose one guy.
Step 2: Wink at her and walk away.
Step 3: Probably be confronted by a pissed off boyfriend and whoop his ass.
Step 4: rape her
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TS just tell her that your friends like her and to pick one.
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#20
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lol i dunno, come on, tell her to either plow ur frends or leave?, or ur frends to get over it?
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sounds like you're just being an arsehole, to be honest. leave the poor girl alone, it's not her fault your friends are horny little bastards. she's probably just being friendly, not flirting, guys are too stupid to tell the difference.

and it sounds like you're jealous that she's not paying any attention to you.

so just leave her alone.

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just a cunning ploy to annoy girls, then. i see through your sneaky schemes, now!
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sounds like you're just being an arsehole, to be honest. leave the poor girl alone, it's not her fault your friends are horny little bastards. she's probably just being friendly, not flirting, guys are too stupid to tell the difference.

and it sounds like you're jealous that she's not paying any attention to you.

so just leave her alone.


it might not be flirting but excessive touching and kissing may be flirting in my book. i'm not sure. =.= i thought twice before coming to the pit for answers.


I still think the rape idea is mighty fine.
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haha Boobies, I haven't said that since primary school

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give her a chicago chili dog with everything on it

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#29
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it might not be flirting but excessive touching and kissing may be flirting in my book. i'm not sure. =.= i thought twice before coming to the pit for answers.


I still think the rape idea is mighty fine.



i don't know, some people are just naturally touchy feely

there was a girl in my year at school, and she always used to caress my arm when she spoke to me. i don't think it was a secret cry of "i'm a lesbian!", it was just her being her creepy self. i know guys who are the same, they hug or hold hands or link arms or whatever with absolutely EVERYONE.

and rape is never fine.
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#30
How can you expect us to provide you with a rational solution if you have no evidence to provide us for the sake of witnessing the magnitude of those exceptionally cosmic breasts?
#31
Yep. Pics or it didn't happen.
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#32
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i know guys who are the same, they hug or hold hands or link arms or whatever with absolutely EVERYONE.


thats odd.
#33
tell her to stop ****ing with your friends, then titty**** her.
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Oh my God...

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What you really expect us to say? We know shit all about the situation apart from what you told us you were going to say. Do you want a medal? Just tell the bitch to stop fucking around.

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#38
try motorboating them! so much fun

nah, but seriously, your mates must be smart enough to realise that shes got a bf and shes just messing with them. she probably just enjoys the attention.

im guessing your about 14yrs old, in which case, not much to do but just wait til you guys grow up a bit
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#39
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Well Chinese does usually imply being Asian....



"the chinamen is not the issue hear dude. And uh dude, chinamen is not the prefered nomenclature, Asian American please."
#40
motor boat
The Mitch Clem formula
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2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
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