I listen to Slayer's Disciple while I'm reading the Bible....

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#4
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Wow
I wish I could be such a hardcore rebel like you.



+1
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#6
Well, if you liked the slayer-bible thing wait 'till you hear this. My favorite cartoons are spongebob, batman and spawn. I listen to heavy and thrash metal and I also enjoy Eros Ramazzotti's and Andrea Bocelli's music. I also like to play games like Doom, Condemned, Silent Hill, Resident Evil(IMO-BEST GAME SERIES EVER PERIOD) and basically anything that's gory. I also like horror movies with loads of blood like Saw, Evil Dead etc but I enjoy cartoons like Ratatouille, Madagascar and Shrek too. Ain't I crazy?????
#10
Well. I may as well commit suicide, this guy just has me beaten in life.


I bet he can even play powerchords at a low-medium tempo.
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And you're obviously here because you fancy Phill.
Phill is a very attractive guy...

"I'm so tempted to sig that, Phill" - Sig it then

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#12
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Well. I may as well commit suicide, this guy just has me beaten in life.


I bet he can even play powerchords at a low-medium tempo.


Why ya gotta say them realities like that? I wish I win at life like the TS does...
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#13
^^It makes me wet just thinking about it.


And I'm a man!


I better go practice with super kvlt songs like Raining Blood.

^Gotta face the truth man, we're nothing in comparison.
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And you're obviously here because you fancy Phill.
Phill is a very attractive guy...

"I'm so tempted to sig that, Phill" - Sig it then

Unless otherwise stated, assume everything I say is in my opinion.
#14
Man, I've got to try Master of Puppets again.

TS, can you play Master of Puppets? Because that would... christ. I would just put the guitar down, sell it on ebay, and kill my family, considering how well you would utterly rape my soul.
#15
Give it up! Heatifeld plays up to THREE strings at a time.


Little known fact.
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And you're obviously here because you fancy Phill.
Phill is a very attractive guy...

"I'm so tempted to sig that, Phill" - Sig it then

Unless otherwise stated, assume everything I say is in my opinion.
#16
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How weird is that?




How can you possibly be this awesome? Holy crap! My life is meaningless!
DETHKLOK IS TEH ROXORZ!!!
#17
Holy crap, that's more awesome than learning Smoke on the Water!
I like listening to Carcass while I rape and pillage.


well thats nice but im not homosexualy
#20
Quote by webbtje
What? What the fuck is this shit?

THREE?

You don't believe me?


I swear on the bible while listening to Slayer that I'm telling the truth.
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Quote by dead-fish
And you're obviously here because you fancy Phill.
Phill is a very attractive guy...

"I'm so tempted to sig that, Phill" - Sig it then

Unless otherwise stated, assume everything I say is in my opinion.
#21
Quote by Phill-Rock
You don't believe me?


I swear on the bible while listening to Slayer that I'm telling the truth.


I can't belive you; I remember your last sig.
#22
I need to try this bible-reading thing. Maybe it'll be a spiritual experience, like smoking hemp.
#24
Quote by powerhead
I wonder if i could smoke said hemp, listen to slayer and read the bible all at the same time...?!


Don't do it, the universe would implode.
#26
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I wonder if i could smoke said hemp, listen to slayer and read the bible all at the same time...?!


It's not possible to be any cooler than the TS. Give your life over to him!
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#28
Maybe TS should try it, then let us know what happened. Unless.. You don't all think he'd be too scared?
OF COURSE NOT, I WAS JUST MESSIGN WIFF U GUYZ LOLAWSFDH!@!!#@POO!!!!
#29
Quote by webbtje
Wave of awesome, guys. Just remember that.

As long as the wave is metaphorical, as TS trancends all known aspects of physical reality.
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Quote by dead-fish
And you're obviously here because you fancy Phill.
Phill is a very attractive guy...

"I'm so tempted to sig that, Phill" - Sig it then

Unless otherwise stated, assume everything I say is in my opinion.
#31
Bad sarcasm? No, thank you.

TS, you suck.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
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#32
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Bad sarcasm? No, thank you.

TS, you suck.

You ruin everything, you grouchy old man.
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Quote by dead-fish
And you're obviously here because you fancy Phill.
Phill is a very attractive guy...

"I'm so tempted to sig that, Phill" - Sig it then

Unless otherwise stated, assume everything I say is in my opinion.
#34
I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
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#35
Quote by powerhead
I wonder if i could smoke said hemp, listen to slayer and read the bible all at the same time...?!


what a conformist...to be brutal you must smoke the bible, listen to hemp while reading about slayer...everyone knows that
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#38
There was this one time, I saw a priest, and I yelled SLAYER pretty loud.

I'm so hardxcore.
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#39
Oh man.. so much badassery..

Either this guy is an actual retard, or just a very witty fellow who is just extracting the urine.
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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#40
Quote by MetalNick
There was this one time, I saw a priest, and I yelled SLAYER pretty loud.

I'm so hardxcore.


Quote by pedaler466
Shreadhead22 had nothing helpful to say to me. He just immediatly started being a prick.

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Shredhead's advice is the best in the thread.


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-TS9dx
-EB volume
-Shure Wireless
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