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#1
How to find God with Kerry King, Intro by Behemoth
How to find new scales by Kirk Hammett
Smooth Melodies with Nile
Do you want to be a ****ing bassist with Pete Wentz (sorry couldn't resist)
Lyrical Etiquette by Cannibal Corpse
Money isn't everything with Metallica, Foreward by Lars Ulrich
Live Shows for Dummies by DragonForce

You guys get the picture.
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I disagree Slipknot is more technical than Necrophagist and more brutal than Suffocation, that's why I do hardcore dances to it with my 14 year old friends.
Last edited by BadBishop at Apr 16, 2008,
#2
hahahahhaa nicee!! i like this.

How to be a great metal band Featuring Slipknot
How to make simple songs by Necrophagist
My Gear:
Gibson Flying V (active Emg's 81, 85)
Peavey 6505 Amp

Avatar Cab /w Vintage 30's / G12H-30's
Schecter Damien-6
ISP Decimator
Vox Wah Pedal
Ibanez TS808 Tube Screamer
Roland Cube 60
#3
Wait a second....


None of them are real videos. You've been foiled TS.


Back later maybe, too lazy right now
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Phill is a very attractive guy...

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#4
Simple songs for beginners by Dream Theater
Gear.

Gretsch G5120
Fender Strat

Peavey Classic 30

Barber Tone Press
EHX Micro POG
Frederic Effects Zombie Klone
MXR GT-OD
Boss DD-20
Boss RV-5
#5
How to not sell out by Metallica
Let's Go Accoustic! from Cannibal Corpse
"If its the audience whos a bit lagging we just kick em in the nuts till they wake up!"
Bruce Dickinson-Iron Maiden


My Gear:
RG 2? (its white with EMG's)
Crate GT220, 120 watts of absolute awesome!
#7
How To Play True Metal by Slipknot
How To Not Be Completely Mainstream and Sell Out by Metallica
DETHKLOK IS TEH ROXORZ!!!
#11
how to buy a nintendo by dragonforce
how to sing awesome live by senses fail featuring buddy
how to be slim by brandon sellars
#15
Dragonforce's Intensive Grating Cheese For Dummies.
My Gear:

Ibanez RG450LTDBC
Boss GT-8
Boss MT-2 Metal Zone
Behringer guitar
Behringer V-Tone GM108 Amp
...and my fingers.

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At a Nile gig when some guy shouted "Egypt is gay!"

^^
#16
Refining Your Technique With Herman Li
Gear.

Gretsch G5120
Fender Strat

Peavey Classic 30

Barber Tone Press
EHX Micro POG
Frederic Effects Zombie Klone
MXR GT-OD
Boss DD-20
Boss RV-5
#17
"Keepin' it simple" by Necrophagist
"Diversity in music" by Cannibal Corpse
"Stayin' Alive" by Mayhem
"A Day in the Life of Varg" by Burzum, obviously
#19
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Band Relationships 101, by Axl Rose with assistance from Dave Mustaine

TS, you're a ****ing genius BTW.

#21
how to be good live by dragonforce
its funny because dragonforce cant play good live
#25
Effectively using subtlety in your lyrics by Cannibal Corpse with help from Cattle Decapitation.

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Stage Safety with Dimebag Darrell
Let's Travel! with Randy Rhoads & Stevie Ray Vaughan

*holds up flameshield*

#29
Guide to Blues Soloing with Muhammad Suicmez
How to get through tough times, by Kurt Cobain
Simple Orchestration and Arrangement 101 by uneXpecT
Learn Yngwie's Technique with God
Learn to Love yourself and others featuring Varg Vikernes
#31
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Beat Cancer by Chuck Schuldiner.


That's ****ed up.

I lol'd
Quote by BigRudy
I disagree Slipknot is more technical than Necrophagist and more brutal than Suffocation, that's why I do hardcore dances to it with my 14 year old friends.
#33
"How to Have a Stress-free, Smooth-flowing Concert" with instuction by Axl Rose
"How to Grow Cool Facial Hair When You're Old" by James Hetfield.
"How to Play Drums on a Small Budget" by Mike Portnoy
"Introduction to Guitar: 4/4 time, Cmaj chord and E String" by John Petrucci
"How to Sing Like Axl" Written by M. Shadows
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Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul Studio
Crate GTD65
Vox DA5
#34
Creativity & Discovering your own distinctive sound - By Trivium

Staying True to your roots - Metallica

Lines for picking up the ladies - Rob Halford

Music Made Simple - Between the Buried and me

Road to Success: How to become the greatest metal band of all time - Avenged Sevenfold featuring Atreyu
#35
how to trim your beard by zakk wylde
Too tired and lazy to bother with a sig, Sorry.
#36
"How To Sound like ME!' by Kirk Rammett (<-- the typo would be on the box)
"How To Sing in Space" by Corpsegrinder
"How to play guitar drunk" by Sam totman
"How to make your guitar have a wardrobe malfunktion" by Justin Timberlake
and finally...
"How to make necklaces from scratch" by Mayhem (**** you!)

lmao.
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...And that's how menstruation works.