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#1
"What you are witnessing is real. The participants are not actors. They are actual litigants with a case pending within the court system of the Ug Punx forum."

All rise for the honorable Judge Macho Man Randy Savage:



Judge Macho Man Randy Savage is the foremost authority on Punxness in all of Punkdom.

Each week on his show he will review the cases of someone or something wishing to achieve uber p0nx status.

The fine members of the UG Punk forum will act as the Jury

Anyone deemed P0nx by enuff UG-ers shall then make Judge Macho Man's list

Uber p0nx0rz list:

Teh P0suers!!!
The BK Loaded Steakhouse

This week's defendant:

The Burger King Loaded Steakhouse Burger:



Why it is p0nx:

It is a mantastic burger that acts as a steak dinner on a bun. It has more bacon than two pigs asses, steak, Frunyuns (which are pretty much universally accepted as punk ie The Onion Flavored Rings), and mashed potatoes that are grace the burger like snow on Everest.

It screams EAT ME you GIANT PUSSY and when you oblige you feel like sleeping for 2 days.

Anyone who dislikes it must obviously hate America.

Why it is not punx:

It doesn't photograph well I guess.
Burger King means it is meat and from a large corporation.
That king guy is a total child molester.

Decide you drunken hicks!
Last edited by Iluvpowerchords at Apr 17, 2008,
#3
Oh this is so wrong in every way.
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#4
Truly the BK Loaded Steakhouse Burger is the punxest of all burgers.
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#5
wouldn't hating america (therefore not liking the burger) be more punk?
since when is randy savage in any way punk rock? (refer to picture)
this would make way more since as a "Man Law" type of thing.
#7
Quote by BluesLP1990
wouldn't hating america (therefore not liking the burger) be more punk?
since when is randy savage in any way punk rock? (refer to picture)
this would make way more since as a "Man Law" type of thing.

Poseur alert. I'm afraid you just don't understand the intricacies of punx rock.
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
#8
i do not believe that this burger is punk, because it dwells on the mainstream, commercialised assumption that bigger is better. this is sometimes true, but in the case of food, you have to think of quality. no tr00 ponx wants to be puking halfway through a bad hamburger, the only thing a tr00 ponx gets indigestion from is beer!
#9
The Rodeo Cheese Burger on the dollar menu is way more P0nx
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#10
I haven't yet taste the defendant, can somebody tell me if it has mayo and mustard? Because I hate both.

The pictures I've seen of it make it look very, very tasty.

The BBQ Bacon Tender Crisp is very good.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#12
Although this burger is extremely good, I cannot deem it tr00 p0nx. It has some great qualities but the overriding factors are that Burger King=a huge corporation and meat, especially meat from those conditions=un-p0nx. This was a very close one, but I must say no, it is not a tr00 p0nx burger. That won't stop me from eating this delicious burger though.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
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#13
Doesn't the fact that the burger doesn't give a **** about what the other burgers think make it punk?
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#14
Quote by element4433
Doesn't the fact that the burger doesn't give a **** about what the other burgers think make it punk?


+1


good point you have there

and on a side note.....

Randy Savage is awesome, and was my favorite wrestler when I was a kid

(Along side Sting)
I love all forms of Rock 'n' Roll, past and NOT present
#15
Quote by element4433
Doesn't the fact that the burger doesn't give a **** about what the other burgers think make it punk?

Yes, it is a punk in some ways, but still. In my opinion the whole corporations and horrible conditions for the chickens makes it un-p0nx. It was a tough choice for me, as I stated earlier.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#16
Well, couldn't the burger be using said corporations to get it's message of tastiness out?

Wouldn't that make it p0nx still?
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#17
Quote by element4433
Well, couldn't the burger be using said corporations to get it's message of tastiness out?

Wouldn't that make it p0nx still?

That's what Anti-Flag says, are they p0nx?
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#18
Is Anti-Flag a burger?
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#19
While it may sound tasty, it is not very kind to the vegetarian p0nx. And all p0nx must respect one another.
I deem it non-p0nx
FUCK YOU! GET PUMPED!
#20
Quote by element4433
Is Anti-Flag a burger?

No, but it's the same principle. It would still be hypocritical and selling out.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#21
Quote by Mav-16
+1


good point you have there

and on a side note.....

Randy Savage is awesome, and was my favorite wrestler when I was a kid

(Along side Sting)


When I was about 9, I called Sting a pussy-suckin momma's boy... I didn't even know what it meant, but I was strong in my conviction that Sting was one.
#22
I cannot give this burger p0nx status, if it were from an independant greasy spoon/diner/whatever people call them nowadays, I would insantly grant my approval, but not this corporate greaseball.
#23
Quote by RockThe40oz
When I was about 9, I called Sting a pussy-suckin momma's boy... I didn't even know what it meant, but I was strong in my conviction that Sting was one.


WHOA?!!??

Don't call Sting a pussy-suckin momma's boy

Sting will fuk yo shiet up

coming out of the rafters when the lights go out and then the lights go back on and everyone is out cold with Sting standing there with a Baseball bat

Sting is a mutha fukin' bad ass from hell


haha I haven't talked about wrestling since I was 12
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#24
Punk rock Trial?

But Trial is a Hardcore band from Seattle!
www.myspace.com/trial
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#25
One day after work I went to the BK to get some dinner. I usually keep my wallet in my car, but that night I had left it at home without realizing it. License smishence, I didn't have any dinero. I foolishly ordered the sandwich on trial in this thread, completely oblivious to my lack of funds. After realizing I had no dough, I pulled to the window and told the drive-thru guy, "I'm sorry, I thought I had some money." Just as I was ready to pull away, he stopped me and assured me that he would hook me up. I was suspicious that the burger might be contaminated in some way, but my humanistic view of fast food employees prevailed and I triumphantly ate my free burger. While I could have done without the steak sauce, that burger still tasted of sweet humanity. Ever since then I feel like I can't go back to that BK because I owe that guy too much and I can never face him again.

Verdict: Tearing down the system from the inside through spontaneous acts of giving away food gratis is p0nx. Anyone who says different should be held in contempt of America.
Last edited by opivy21 at Apr 16, 2008,
#26
^I have a couple fast food hook-ups.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#27
Quote by Mav-16
WHOA?!!??

Don't call Sting a pussy-suckin momma's boy

Sting will fuk yo shiet up

coming out of the rafters when the lights go out and then the lights go back on and everyone is out cold with Sting standing there with a Baseball bat

Sting is a mutha fukin' bad ass from hell


haha I haven't talked about wrestling since I was 12


Pfffft.

Sting was better before that lame crow gimmick. Blonde Sting rules.
#28
The steakhouse burger is obviously more about the looks than the actual taste. Wendys triple classic would destroy anything at ****ty burger king.



I also believe The Rockers could take on Randy Savage any day.
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#29
the burger cant be p0nx because all it is is fulfilling every fat middle-class white american's dream. Then again by tricking those people into eating it then giving them heart disease, it may be p0nxest thing ever
Punks not dead, it just smells like it...

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#30
this burger is secretly destroying corporate america from the inside. it is p0nx.

Jack my swag
#31
how can a burger be a genre of music
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#32
Fact: Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger > any other fast food.
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#33
im gonna go out on a limb here, and assume that everyone who says that The Burger King Loaded Steakhouse Burger is punk is very, very fat.
#34
I'm not fat, just out of shape.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#35
^Me too. I'm skinny, but I know some **** is going down inside of me because of how bad I eat and one day when I'm an adult it's going to catch up with me and I'll have a dramatic heart attack.

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#36
I've been at work but it is nice to see the trial is moving smoothly.

The Steakhouse's attorney would also like to point out the following:

An Anti Flag burger would sux because it would get all preachy and forget about tasting good.

The Steakhouse has consistently ignored the reviews of the food critics and blog nazis and has continued being its mantastic self.

The Steakhouse is great because it will give its ignorant fanbase (stoners and fat people) heart disease so we will have less Zepp heads and uggos.

Judge Macho Man Randy Savage would like to point out that this might be detrimental as there would be no more fat chicks and thusly standards will increase making sx harder to obtain.

Judge Macho Man Randy Savage would also like to remind all the members of the Jury to SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!


#38
*snaps into a Slim Jim*

Well, I think the time has come to vote.

I vote for what ever keeps fat chicks, as they are the only chicks I can get.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#39
i vote for whatever makes fat chicks get skinny but still have low self esteem. hello in-shape, low-maintenance pussy!
#40
I don't like burgers
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