What about Ducéon Mandic.
(pronouced Douche On Man Dick)

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How do you physically download an album? Like run your computer off a dynamo on an exercise bike?
What a delicious man. I bet when he was alive he was delicious and now that he is dead in heaven, he is still very delicious.
'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!

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Whow, this is how i will name my son!
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

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Banned for being the coolest April 08'er on UG.

please check out my own album:
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Anyone recognize this from somewhere on UG

You fail at making links.
We have a teacher at school called Mr Dick.

Mr A Dick.

Mr A Dick, Head of IT and Maths

So funny...
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yes i do It's a stereo amp, and I don't think it's tube. However, for a stereo amp, it is very good. Don't plug guitar into it; just use it as hi-fi if it works.
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RIP Ronnie James Dio

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We have a teacher at school called Mr Dick.

Mr A Dick.

Mr A Dick, Head of IT and Maths

So funny...

Not as funny as mine...
Lolz. I thought this was gonna be Chuck Norris or something...
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Johnson 620 Player Acoustic

Boss HM3 hyper metal
Boss CH1 super chorus
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Actually, that title belongs to Magnus Ver Magnison.

You don't want to f*ck with a guy like that.

(E-Cookie to those who know where I found this guy )
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
For the original link, wasn't the guy's father manlier? He had the same name, and he was a lieutenant General rather than a lieutenant Colonel.
They say the old woman's got the wisdom
'Cause she couldn't read the clock anymore
She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
Says she don't see what all the ticking's for
I dont know, nothing tops 'Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart' on my name list. I mean, seriously... WOLFGANG AMADEUS. I am naming my first child that, regardless of gender.
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist

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I worked with a guy called Richard Head. Think about it a minute...It'll come to you.

He must have been put down so much at school.
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dont sweat how quick your progressing, i heard that Jimi hendrix didnt get his legendary guitar skills until he was dead

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I think you lose by a rather considerable distance to Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster.

EDIT: DAMMIT, beaten to the punch...
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.

Confused? Good.

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