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Today I was walking home from school when a person I knew(jerk) fell off his bike into grass because his friend pushed him. He freaked at his friend and went to punch him in the face but tripped on his way and fell again.
I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, he then came up to me and full on kicked me in the knee. I thought about punching him in the face right there on the spot but thought better of it and threw his bike over the fence as hard as I could (he threw my backpack into someones yard right then too) instead.
The bikes wheel is now bent and it is probably a 20 dollar fix.

Was I wrong to throw his bike over the fence? I feel kinda bad.
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#7
Should have wrapped it around his punk ass.

I hear bike-removal-from-ass surgery is pretty steep these days.
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As long as you don't rip his pokemon cards, everything's fine.
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#9
no! U WERENT ... if i was u id rip the f***in wheels right of the dam bike, then chuck it over the fence, then hit him with the wheels.
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Today I was walking home from school when a person I knew(jerk) fell off his bike into grass because his friend pushed him. He freaked at his friend and went to punch him in the face but tripped on his way and fell again.
I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, he then came up to me and full on kicked me in the knee. I thought about punching him in the face right there on the spot but thought better of it and threw his bike over the fence as hard as I could (he threw my backpack into someones yard right then too) instead.
The bikes wheel is now bent and it is probably a 20 dollar fix.

Was I wrong to throw his bike over the fence? I feel kinda bad.

He totally deserved that if not more.
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#11
So you threw his bike over the fence, he threw your bag into a yard, I think the next logical progression is that you throw another one of his possessions a short distance.
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I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, he then came up to me and full on kicked me in the knee.






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So you threw his bike over the fence, he threw your bag into a yard, I think the next logical progression is that you throw another one of his possessions a short distance.


Lol. You = win there.
#16
your fine
he seems like a dousche
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#17
you should have punched him in the face, kicked him in the balls, grabbed his bike and ridden for your life.
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#20
na u did right but i wudda wamped him in the face aswell as chuckin the bike lmao... but thats just me
#23
Yes you were, you started it.
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#24
I can just picture you two in an all out throwing contest. It'd be awesome, there'd be bikes and bags everywhere. Absoluotley no violence, just alot of bags.


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the only thing wrong is that you're using the pit as your conscience.
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#27
you should have punched him in the face THEN threw the bike.
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#28
I hope Karma goes full circle and you get ran over by a man in a wheelchair.
#29
someone kicks you in the knee, you throw their bike over the f*ckin fence....its common sense, you did the right thing. now i'm gonna go celebrate with a nice big wank.

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#30
I might just join you.
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#31
You should've punched him, sooooooooooo much more satisfying.
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#34
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#35
think of it this way, he kicked you in the knee, a knee you are very fond of, so you trashed his bike, if anything i think you shoulda killed two birds with one stone and threw the bike at his face


i vote you were right, and if wrong, only in the fact the bike did not make contact with said victims face
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#37
That's all you did? You should've punched him, after all he kicked you.
#38
Dude

you were right, but not right enough

He kicked you in the knee, you should have followed old Hammurabi's Code and broke his knees

Make sure he can't walk home, let alone ride his bike
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#39
I'd laugh if it was someone i didn't know as well.

Unless they were old.
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no! U WERENT ... if i was u id rip the f***in wheels right of the dam bike, then chuck it over the fence, then hit him with the wheels.

i would prolly jerk him off
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