#1


Before this I liked Chavez because of many of the reforms that he did but this is ridiculous. He says that it's unsuitable for children so they replaced it with Baywatch :/
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#2
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Before this I liked Chavez because of many of the reforms that he did but this is ridiculous. He says that it's unsuitable for children so they replaced it with Baywatch :/

Yeah, bikini girls aren't unstable or anything


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#3
Fair enough. It's extremely offensive.
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Fair enough. It's extremely offensive.



coming from the guy named rorythefaggot?
#7
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coming from the guy named rorythefaggot?

Coming from the guy who wouldn't know sarcasm if it fucked his sister?
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lol u have faggot in ur username


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#9
another reason to think chavez is arrogant bastard
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What a guy
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coming from the guy named rorythefaggot?


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another reason to think chavez is arrogant bastard
what are the others? (aside from the referendum he did a couple of months ago)
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#13
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']I'd rather watch King of the Beach than Baywatch.
I'd rather watch Beach Sluts 4 than King of the Beach.
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I wish I was called Chavez.


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didnt this happen a LONG time ago?

a couple of weeks i think
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#17
Its crap now anyway..
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#18
The man has taste lol
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#24
As it turns out, Chavez didn't actually 'ban the simpsons'. A private television company (who have been highly critical of Chavez) moved the simpsons to another time slot in the day, simply off the morning schedule.

Wow, people will make up the tiniest lies to discredit Chavez

Sorry for the bump, but it's just a ridiculous lie to let people walk away with...
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#25
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As it turns out, Chavez didn't actually 'ban the simpsons'. A private television company (who have been highly critical of Chavez) moved the simpsons to another time slot in the day, simply off the morning schedule.

Wow, people will make up the tiniest lies to discredit Chavez

Sorry for the bump, but it's just a ridiculous lie to let people walk away with...

****ing capitalist Pig Dog media.
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#26
lol, indeed.

It's a real problem though... people believe anything they read about things like this... and then never go to research anything for themselves. It leaves us with massive groups of people who don't know the truth of anything and let pointless lies influence their opinions.
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#27
the simpsons were brilliant up to season 14... then the political satire was completely replaced by dysfunctionality and plot twists
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#28
I'd be happy if it was off the air. Maybe that would stop people praising that pile of wank. It never has been, and never will be good.
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#29
^ All the simpsons from the past like 6 years suck but all the early ones were amazing. Seriously I find simpsons way more enjoyable then those ****ty cop offs south park and family guy.
#31
Double check everything you read about venezuela and leftist governments in general.
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