#1
OK, so, this is a spring-break themed story, so 1st things 1st, where will we go on spring break this year?
A. Myrtle Beach, SC
B. Cape San Blas, FL(where I went, what this story's based off of)
C. London, England
D. Panama City, FL
Have Fun!
#4
C

Lets go to Hogwarts guys.
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#6
D

just to get it going

(come on strippers!)
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#7
Yeah D... man there are four of these on the 1st page lol
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#9
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This is gonna be WAY better than the preteen one. D.




Oh wait, you're serious...

Anways, A.
The.
#10
F) fap
G) FALCON PUNCH
H)FALCON KICK
i) FALCON FAP
j)go to krissys
let's spice this sh!t up
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#11
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Oh wait, you're serious...

Anways, A.

Actually, I was not being serious.
#13
ok, you picked D, Panama City

OK, you have just arrived in Panama City, at your Condo, and you see a hot girl across the street from you. You go up to talk to her, you say...
A.) Hey, im (your name here) what's up?
B.) Hey, theres a party in my pants, and your invited!
C.) Hahahaha your puurrrty!
D.) you dont say anything, you just fap
#14
D

it's pretty obvious
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#17
D!
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#18
d wins
Wake up
Your hiding in your nightmares
Your screaming behind closed eyes
What the hell are you waiting for
#19
ok, you picked D.
You see the hot girl across the street, and you go back into your bedroom in your condo, lock the door, and get the kleenexes ready. You furiously masturbate, you dump your load on the kleenexx, flush it down the toilet, and now what do you do?
A) go out and find some people to hang out with
B) fap some more
C) go to the beach
D) go to the slingshot that they have there, and ride it
#20
im bored i want to write and i vote c and make it longer its waaayyyyyyyyy to short
#22
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im bored i want to write and i vote c and make it longer its waaayyyyyyyyy to short


sorry, I'll try to make this longer! I aim to please!
#23
B!
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#25
lol thanks like in the preteen complication ( my sig) you can see about how long they are
#26
ok, ill make it C, i know im rushin it, but I'm eager to try to make this better

OK, you change into your swim trunks, and go down to the beach. You decide to get into the water, and you find that its freezing, because it hasn't warmed up much since winter. while in thw water, a gay man confronts you, and starts to flirt with you. With you being straight as you are, you politely tell him that you are straight. He then tries to rape you in the water, he pulls down your trunks from behind, and he sticks his ding-dong up your pooper. You decide there's only one thing to do, FALCON PUNCH!!! He then swims away, crying. You then decide to go back to your condo, and get a skimboard, because the waves are pretty good for that right now. You then get out, go to your condo, get your skimboard, and then get out there and skim. You jump waves, and do tricks and stuff. You have gotten the attention of a group of young teenage spring-breaker-girls. What do you do?
A) go talk to them
B) skim some more and impress em more
C) go reapply some sunscreen, your getting sunburn
D) as it pains me to type this, fap
Note: if you are a girl, just pretend the gay guys a lesbian woman.
Note2: zzeazz, you can do it now, im getting off for the night. I'll let him close it for the night then i'll come back 2morrow after school and pick it back up.
Cheers!
#30
a,
Wake up
Your hiding in your nightmares
Your screaming behind closed eyes
What the hell are you waiting for
#32
A wons talk to them
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After noticing the girls, you decide to go and introduce yourself."Hey, I'm [insert name here], what's up?"
They basically ignore you and keep giggling. Finally, one of them answers "I'm Krissy(X D), she's Alicia, and she's Caroline."
Their pretty hot, so you decide to flirt with them. "You guys know how to surf?"
" No, I might learn though with your help"
So after deciding it will be for free ( The job itself is payment enough ), you decide to help her. Her friends are jealous and they start saying to help them too
Who to help, their all really hot.

A) Alicia, the hot negro ( no offense) girl.
B) Krissy, the white girl
C) Caroline the OMFGWOW hot girl, but a bit slutty
#33
c will win
Wake up
Your hiding in your nightmares
Your screaming behind closed eyes
What the hell are you waiting for
#36
I guess C.
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#37
c!

after helping caroline, u decide to bring her to the ocean.
she goes little bit too far and sees a perfect wave to ride. she goes to get on it and

a: takes a massive crash and blacks out
b: rides it perfectly
c: gets attacked by sharks
d: rides straight into u and sees u fapping.