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#3
I'll get it out of the way:

Dick in a box.

But in seriousness, something that you make yourself is best if you are trying to impress said girl. Even something like a hemp bracelet can earn you mad points. However, if this is just a close friend, then the best birthday present is plastic army men. Hours of fun, and cheap to buy.
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#4
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How about a CD?

Yeah, find out what she likes and what albums she has.
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#5
Perfume.
Chocolate.
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#7
Quote by Zeh
I'll get it out of the way:

Dick in a box.

But in seriousness, something that you make yourself is best if you are trying to impress said girl. Even something like a hemp bracelet can earn you mad points. However, if this is just a close friend, then the best birthday present is plastic army men. Hours of fun, and cheap to buy.

lol
no
the bracelet +1
#10
Quote by Joe-Fish
Perfume.
Chocolate.


Purfume can backfire because she'll think that you think that she smells bad.

Flowers make girls go crazy. Show up when she's not expecting you (school, or her work) and bring a big boquet of colorful flowers. She'll do you that night. I guarantee it
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#15
nothing she is sleeping with your best mate haha o.j
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#16
actually, if its a girl you like, be a bit more creative, find out something special to her, and really impress her, if its just a friend(?) then go with any of the above. but really, do some research, find out something she always wanted when young, but never got, and get that, you will be king of the world to her
#20
Flowers, stuffed animal, pencils, Kleenex boxes, notebooks, binder paper, batteries, erasers, keyboard, calculator, shoes.

Pick one.
#21
Quote by stringmagician
a BAAALLLLOOOWWWWW JOOOOOBB

^^ you dumbass its what he's giving her.

My suggestion is a THONG!!!
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#22
anyone say dildo? Dildo.
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#24
Write her a song on guitar.
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#25
Bring her to Paris.

Or.. go to argos and get a necklace.
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#27
Give her a fighter fish . It's the ones you can place in a glass, with really cool colors.

Or a pair knickers. Edible ones.
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#32
Quote by kikaykitko

Or a pair knickers. Edible ones.


Yes, so romantic. You'll be in there.
sure, why not get her an edible bra and get a thong for yourself?
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#34
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#35
Quote by Domino
Yes, so romantic. You'll be in there.
sure, why not get her an edible bra and get a thong for yourself?

It's not actually. It tastes like recycled paper.
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#36
Quote by Eirien
Ha! That's effin' genius, I want one now!



problem is i already have a beerbelly so another one would look wholly suspicious. security will frisk chicks less as well
#37
6 words : naked dude in a hollow cake

thats the best gift for a girl, just make sure she doesn t try to cut it with a big assed knife
#38
get her rape

...

but yeah I got this chick an Alter Bridge CD (They didn't have One Day Remains, which was my original choice so I went with Blackbird)
She didn't get the heavy parts
but she like Watch Over You and the other slow songs!
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

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#39
do you play guitar.... if so you serenade her, its free and she'll love it, it'll turn into "your song" and everytime it plays you'll get sex because she'll associate it with you being romantic... phycology my friend


oh and its free
#40
Quote by kikaykitko
It's not actually. It tastes like recycled paper.

You can get those ones.. made with... *googles it*...these


mmmmmmm
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