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#1
Hey everyone, share your favorite Haiku.

Heres one that you guys just inspired me to write.

Grammer nazis suck
Im just a dim pit monkey
Lets all flame haiku

I honestly didn't know that it was some famous poem guys. Please don't hurt me.
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Last edited by Silent_Jester13 at Apr 16, 2008,
#3
you mean haiku?

edit:

sometimes i find that
in the pit i inhabit
others are quite dim.
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#5
1) it's spelled Haiku
2) first line has 5 syllables
3) I've seen that poem before. I'm pretty sure you didn't create it

#6
Quote by Silent_Jester13
Hey everyone, share your favorite Hiaku.

Heres one that won me a local poetry contest.

Hiaku is very fun
Sometimes it doesn't make sense
Refridgerator


I have read that somewhere before.
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#7
Quote by Silent_Jester13
Hey everyone, share your favorite Hiaku.

Heres one that won me a local poetry contest.

Hiaku is very fun
Sometimes it doesn't make sense
Refridgerator

You spelled haiku wrong
You need a dictionary
Please edit your post.
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#11
to TS, that didnt win u any poetry contest cuz my gothic lit. teacher has a t-shirt that has that poem on it. it isnt yours u plagerizing (sp?) bastard
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#12
this thread has been done
at least three times this month, DUDE
you're an idiot

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Last edited by Lord Of Donkeys at Apr 16, 2008,
#13
Quote by Lord Of Donkeys
this thread has been done
at least three times this month
you're an idiot

At least get the syllables right if you're gonna shut him down.

Middle line is supposed to have seven.
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#15
Quote by Lord Of Donkeys
^ crap I thought it had seven

That line you just wrote
Contains seven syllables
Try again now, please.
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#16
Quote by Lord Of Donkeys
this thread has been done
at least three times this month
you're an idiot



i like your logical and assertive approach over my more introverted and thoughtful one.

but mine was still better!


haikus should return
to their rightful habitat
in primary school.

limericks are where it's at.
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#18
Quote by Lord Of Donkeys
haha this is fun
normally I don't like it
poetry, that is



haikus sound clever
because they leave the last thought
hanging in the air.
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#19
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limericks are where it's at.



I agree with you
limericks are much better
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#21
Taken from another post:

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
I win at life; you fail, bitch.
Jeff Loomis is win!



And my own:

Loomis shreds like sex,
But Suicmez can melt your face,
And Laiho is God.
#22
Quote by Lord Of Donkeys
haha this is fun
normally I don't like it
poetry, that is

I love poetry
It makes me very happy
But I wish this rhymed.


Rhyming is more of a challenge, in my opinion.
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#23
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#24
Quote by ratmblink123
I love poetry
It makes me very happy
But I wish this rhymed.


Rhyming is more of a challenge, in my opinion.


Yeah, definitely
I have to write a poem
For my English class
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#25
Quote by Silent_Jester13


Heres one that you guys just inspired me to write.

Grammer s suck
Im just a dim pit monkey
Lets all flame haiku

I honestly didn't know that it was some famous poem guys. Please don't hurt me.

Haha, I like you.
You take correction kindly
And this thread is bad.




EDIT:
Quote by Lord Of Donkeys
Yeah, definitely
I have to write a poem
For my English class

Again, you've failed me
The middle line lacks something.
It rhymes with dribble.
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#26
Quote by Lord Of Donkeys
Yeah, definitely
I have to write a poem
For my English class


Rhyming is easy
Just use the following link:
****, I can't find it
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#27
My dad just said that
You all need to get a life
and practice guitar.

My dad can be very mean and judgemental.
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#28
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My dad just said that
You all need to get a life
and practice guitar.

My dad can be very mean and judgemental.



tell your dear father
that an internet mousegirl
thinks he is silly.
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#29
Quote by St. Angry
My dad just said that
You all need to get a life
and practice guitar.

My dad can be very mean and judgemental.


Your user name sucks
Metallica are sell outs
Your dad also sucks
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#31
Quote by esther_mouse
tell your dear father
that an internet mousegirl
thinks he is silly.


If I tell him that
he will hit me in the face
and he will kill me.
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#33
Quote by St. Angry
If I tell him that
he will hit me in the face
and he will kill me.



then i recommend
that you do not tell him this
it might not be good.
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#34
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Your user name sucks
Metallica are sell outs
Your dad also sucks


Get a freakin' life
Get a good sence of humor
And quit flaming me.


You just HAD to be mean, huh?
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#35
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
This thread fails so much
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#36
This is a repeat
I like the old one better
This is *reported*
#37
Quote by esther_mouse
then i recommend
that you do not tell him this
it might not be good.



I dont think I will
He just left the room right now
And that made me happy.
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#38
I don't like your dad
He can parent his own son
Leave UG alone!
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

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#39
Quote by St. Angry
Get a freakin' life
Get a good sence of humor
And quit flaming me.


You just HAD to be mean, huh?



i think he is mean
because he has no partner
like much of the 'net.
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#40
Quote by St. Angry
Get a freakin' life
Get a good sence of humor
And quit flaming me.


You just HAD to be mean, huh?


T'was only a joke
I do not flame people on here
Your dad still sucks though
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