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#1
Everyone used up the humans and we all wonder what it's like to be a dog. So...
Incase I let someone take over when I go to sleep, first to 3 wins.

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You wake up hearing the sound of the door locking, you look up at the clock. You see a snowman who lost his head (8), a baseball bat (1), and a bat with a ball on the top (9). 8:19 the time you memorized as when all your owners have left the house. After a long yawn you sit up and hop off the couch. Boring, just like the house always is this time of day they could atleast leave the tv on animal planet or something. In a quest to quench your thirst for entertainment you...

A) Torment the cat

B) Crawl out your doggy door and take a piss

C) Lick your privates

D) attempt to turn on the TV

I know I'll get alot of **** for this but atleast I tried to be creative with mine...
#2
E)kill yourself

lets end this one quick guys!
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#3
yeah, ****, you get in it.

Just wait a month or so.. then go for it.
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#5
Haven't we seen enough of this drivel?
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

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#6
E :d
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#9
E.
Wake up
Your hiding in your nightmares
Your screaming behind closed eyes
What the hell are you waiting for
#11
thats three for E!

suicide is the only option.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#12
E wins.

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You proceed to kill yourself. The end.

/Thread
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#13
ouch... how'd he kill himself?
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#16
I hope this one gets closed like the one I wrote for. I always came late for the other ones.
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#17
Can I write the next one?
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You sir, are a god.

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#18
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Can I write the next one?


rofl. Are you serious?
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#19
Ok ****ing great, I apologize for trying to make a decent creative thread. Great yeah if everyone killed themselves after making one overused thread there would be noone left on UG. Yeah *shoots self*
#20
Quote by bob-thebuilder
Ok ****ing great, I apologize for trying to make a decent creative thread. Great yeah if everyone killed themselves after making one overused thread there would be noone left on UG. Yeah *shoots self*

Hey, I like this thread idea. I'm up for keeping it alive if you are.
#21
E!!!!
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#22
Woooh, E wins

****

You sit in your little doggy bed, all depressed and emo, listening to slipknot and greenday. Suddenly a clearing comes over the haze of your mind and you see the answer. You head towards your masters room and open his shoebox with your nose, only to find a Remington 20 gauge shotgun. Constant attempts to pull the trigger appear futile as you are without opposable thumbs. So instead you eat the gun, causing severe metal and lead poisoning. Your body spasms all over the floor and you lay there fallen.



Happy ending
O.o

Lets have a sexy partay!


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#23
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Hey, I like this thread idea. I'm up for keeping it alive if you are.
your main character just commited suicide.......

....and when you die nothing happens.......

....so, yea...

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I have no opinion on this matter.
#24
Quote by BrutalCabbage
Woooh, E wins

****

You sit in your little doggy bed, all depressed and emo, listening to slipknot and greenday. Suddenly a clearing comes over the haze of your mind and you see the answer. You head towards your masters room and open his shoebox with your nose, only to find a Remington 20 gauge shotgun. Constant attempts to pull the trigger appear futile as you are without opposable thumbs. So instead you eat the gun, causing severe metal and lead poisoning. Your body spasms all over the floor and you lay there fallen.



Happy ending


wow. just wow.
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#25
Alright anyone who's willing to keep this alive pick a random answer NOT ****ING E!!!!! and write the next one. Or MoDzORZZZZ!!!!1!!1!!oMG!1!1 can lock it if I broke a rule. Just do what ever and I never died I dropped the gun and squished the cat...
#26
*clears throat*
Suddenly, your limp dead body comes to life and you become a zombie puppy. You now decide to...

A) Normal dog stuff, maybe your owners won't notice
B) Wait for your owners and proceed to kill them
C) What the f*ck? I thought this thread was surely dead. GTFO!

I just thought I'd give it a shot.
#27
Quote by bob-thebuilder
Alright anyone who's willing to keep this alive pick a random answer NOT ****ING E!!!!! and write the next one. Or MoDzORZZZZ!!!!1!!1!!oMG!1!1 can lock it if I broke a rule. Just do what ever and I never died I dropped the gun and squished the cat...
F) raped to death by a passing catholic priest.

amidoinitrite?
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#28
E takes the cake.
sry bud.
edit: B to the most recent one.
show the lame humans whos boss.
#29
C!

f) fap? rofl @ dead zombie dog fapping
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#30
E?
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#31
wow. someone close this thread already pleasenthankyou...
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#33
Lol, I just realized that theres no way a Remington 20 gauge shotgun would fit in a shoebox.
O.o

Lets have a sexy partay!


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I am loved!
#34
when i entered this thread i thought it was going to be something more interesting
The greatest irony you will face is the fact that we wake up to live in a nightmare
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well played sir, well played
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#35
Quote by BrutalCabbage
Woooh, E wins

****

You sit in your little doggy bed, all depressed and emo, listening to slipknot and greenday. Suddenly a clearing comes over the haze of your mind and you see the answer. You head towards your masters room and open his shoebox with your nose, only to find a Remington 20 gauge shotgun. Constant attempts to pull the trigger appear futile as you are without opposable thumbs. So instead you eat the gun, causing severe metal and lead poisoning. Your body spasms all over the floor and you lay there fallen.



Happy ending



How the hell do you fit a 20 Gauge shotgun in a shoe box?
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#36
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when i entered this thread i thought it was going to be something more interesting


when life gives you lemons, make LEMONADE!
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#37
Quote by sensfan99
when life gives you lemons, make LEMONADE!

fine, e) the dogs heterosexual owners come in and fuck on the couch
The greatest irony you will face is the fact that we wake up to live in a nightmare
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well played sir, well played
If Canadia wasn't a real place then where would Canadians come from?


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#38
Quote by greendayguitar
How the hell do you fit a 20 Gauge shotgun in a shoe box?


Big feet.
O.o

Lets have a sexy partay!


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brutal cabbage you sire are, in all sense of the word, a LEGEND no abbreviation can portray the hilarity of what u hav bequeathed to us, i love you for this


I am loved!
#39
How did a 20 gauge shotgun fit inside a shoe box? The physics of this is all very very wrong.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#40
Quote by sensfan99
when life gives you lemons, make LEMONADE!

When life gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD.
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*head explodes*
You sir, are a god.

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This song is about Little Red Riding Hood and her trials and tribulations with the Big Bad Wolf. He was a cunt who liked to bother pigs when they relaxed after work in their houses.
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