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#2
no, but i'd hit it if it were obama
(it's obama girl, i'm not just obsessed)


actually i am
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#6
Several times
#8
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no, but i'd fuck her
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#13
8====3 O:
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#14
yeah.

by the way, you're a douche.

the few threads i've seen of yours lately were all retarded if i remember right
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make loud howling noises and throw your feces at them whenever they bring it up, I suggest that your GF does the same.
#15
in b4 someone makes a new thread but instead posts Stephanie from Lazy Town.
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#16
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werent you the **** s**ker?

ya he was
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#17
I wouldn't, because she has a belly button piercing, which is a serious turn down for me because I emit a magnetic force. Girls with piercings often get stuck to me, which, y'know, doesn't go down too well.
#18
Yes....
why?
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#22
Quote by TheBF
I wouldn't, because she has a belly button piercing, which is a serious turn down for me because I emit a magnetic force. Girls with piercings often get stuck to me, which, y'know, doesn't go down too well.

Just means she won't be able to get away when you tell her you have teh adiz.
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go eat a hermanpherdite.
#23
she doesnt have the nicest face. a girl has to have a nice face to do it for me.

plus, any girl that poses like that is probably a big skank. and skanks are probably the biggest turn off of all for me.

so no i wouldnt hit it. i dont need the clap
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Remember through colors
Remember through towns
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#24
Quote by sSyLc
Just means she won't be able to get away when you tell her you have teh adiz.


I have addies?
#27
Quote by TheBF
I have addies?

If I had told you, my lack of belly-button piercing would have allowed you to escape before I could finish.
Quote by markr17
go eat a hermanpherdite.
#28
Quote by NoLaurelTree000
she doesnt have the nicest face. a girl has to have a nice face to do it for me.

plus, any girl that poses like that is probably a big skank. and skanks are probably the biggest turn off of all for me.

so no i wouldnt hit it.



Somebody's fibbing...
#29
I would plough that like a field.

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#32
oh yeah
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#35
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adidas?




Whatdjoo say 'bout my adidas?
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Vagina's tend to be not all that great looking most of the time. It's all... flappy. Looks sloppy.

I'd have to say guy junk wins but not by much. It's like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi.
#36
Quote by Masamune

yep except i took that shirt into the tattoo parlor, and i said make this shirt on me. so where she has that on her shirt, i have it on me.

i wish.
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#37
I'll be the first to break it to you guys.


It's a transexual!
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#39
I'd hit it as many times as she lets me. Then one more.
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#40
Quote by Sublime Stylee
Somebody's fibbing...


nope not at all. i take pride in the fact that i have standards.

but now if i was drunk idk...but id still like to think that my morals would overcome my drunkeness
Remember through sounds
Remember through smells
Remember through colors
Remember through towns
-Modest Mouse, "Novocaine Stain"
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